Consumer group demands FTC crackdown on Vitamin Water



I don't care how much sugar's in it- I love that shit :)

I think they are definitely crossing the line on claimed benefits, though- I wouldn't have done that in a "health" niche like that.
 
I don't care how much sugar's in it- I love that shit :)

I think they are definitely crossing the line on claimed benefits, though- I wouldn't have done that in a "health" niche like that.

Me either -- but then again, I don't have an entire fuckin legal dept. sitting around and waiting for something new to do.
 
The fact is that flu shots have NEVER been scientifically proven to be effective, so in essence, Vitamin Water IS a suitable replacement:

Arch Pediatr Adolesc Med -- Abstract: Influenza Vaccine Effectiveness Among Children 6 to 59 Months of Age During 2 Influenza Seasons: A Case-Cohort Study, October 2008, Szilagyi et al. 162 (10): 943

Influenza vaccination and risk of community-acquired pneumonia in immunocompetent elderly people: a population-based, nested case-control study : The Lancet

Yeah, let me go inject some virus into my body in order to stop 300 other potential viruses. Fucking retarded.
 
i used to slam those back in the day, then got a little more health conscious and started reading labels- if High Fructose Corn Syrup is listed in one of the top 5 ingredients, it's definitely bad for you. In fact it's basically like drinking liquid fattener.

Coke Zero FTW
 
i used to slam those back in the day, then got a little more health conscious and started reading labels- if High Fructose Corn Syrup is listed in one of the top 5 ingredients, it's definitely bad for you. In fact it's basically like drinking liquid fattener.

Coke Zero FTW

I urge you to look into aspartame. One of the most deadly ingredients in the food supply. I'd say it's several times worse than HFCS.

Aspartame literally breaks down into methanol, formaldehyde, and formic acid. That's the stuff you embalm dead shit with. Plus phosphoric acid. Yummy.
 
I urge you to look into aspartame. One of the most deadly ingredients in the food supply. I'd say it's several times worse than HFCS.

Aspartame literally breaks down into methanol, formaldehyde, and formic acid. That's the stuff you embalm dead shit with. Plus phosphoric acid. Yummy.

This.
 
I urge you to look into aspartame. One of the most deadly ingredients in the food supply. I'd say it's several times worse than HFCS.

Aspartame literally breaks down into methanol, formaldehyde, and formic acid. That's the stuff you embalm dead shit with. Plus phosphoric acid. Yummy.

ya but it tastes like real coke.

and since it breaks down into meth, i'll finally have a reason to smoke my own feces (not that that ever stopped me before)

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i used to slam those back in the day, then got a little more health conscious and started reading labels- if High Fructose Corn Syrup is listed in one of the top 5 ingredients, it's definitely bad for you. In fact it's basically like drinking liquid fattener.

Coke Zero FTW

Even better, non-American coke. Proper sugar instead of HFCS