"There you are, honey." I heard him finally arrive in the other room. I kept frozen and continued to listen as he noticed my little trap. "Why is the internet still on!" he began hollering. His voice grew louder as he approached the bedroom. "...gonna have to beat the sense back into her!" he growled just as the door flew open. I stayed crouched in the closet as he flicked the light switch-- which I made sure was not working at the time. "What did I tell you about using the fucking internet at night!" he snapped as he stepped just in front of the closet. Perfect. I lunged forward and wrapped the piano wire around his neck like a snake around its prey. "I'm sorry, daddy", I whispered menacingly in his ear as my wire pinched his jugular vein shut. He fought for his life for one very long minute until the vein finally popped. I couldn't see it in the darkness, but I could hear him gargling his own blood and I could feel the wetness dripping down all over my hands. That's when I heard scuffling behind me. I whipped around and saw her, the wife standing there trembling uncontrollably. Suddenly a voice resonated within my head, "Need a moment?" and out of nowhere I remembered the Twix candy bar in my pocket. It became obvious that eating it would help me solve my predicament.
