CPAgoat....seriously?



client list on bottom of site includes:
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good to see their "clients" are benefiting ;)
 
OK so I was saving this for a blog post but i think its relevant to this thread lol. as you can see I collected a shitload of cards from AdTech from a lot of awesome people I wanna do business with, but one company stood out that me and a friend both decided right away we WOULDNT fuck with.

b-a-n-a-n-a-a-d-s .... uhhhhh kay? This girl approaches us and starts talking about their "Private network" thats got " Advertiser anti-shaving measures" . Granted i was kinda hungover from the parties the night before but wtf. I asked her what kind of offers they were strong in and she's like "OH ALL OF THEM WE HAVE EVERYTHING" and her hands shoot out with a business card. My eyes had glazed over at that point and I didn't even feel like wasting my breath to say anything but, wtf.

who names their business after a fucking fruit. especially one that's a phallic symbol.

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It's like I said way back ITT

Step 2- 2.Time to buy a domain. Try to make it sound as douchebaggy and unoriginal as possible. The first part should start with something generic like CPA then the second word should be something like “mole”, because moles dig and your affiliates are digging for profits!

CPAGoat and CPAcow, wow we've reached a new low here boys. I think cpamole sounds more sophisticated than both of them, moles are motivated and productive animals at least.

For as much of an innovative tracking tool hasoffers can be, it also enables such a low barrier to entry even dp nooblet shit for brains can start a website(not going to dignify it and call it a network) like CPAgoat.
 
Go Vap District, Ho Chi Minh City


Didn't Anthony Bourdain eat goat head soup in Vietnam?
 
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