I picked up my mails at a private mail box place, owned by an old guy with a neck beard in a dilapidated building. No mail ever goes to my home address.
"You got a special package" he said.
He handed me a laptop size card board box sealed tightly with tape.
In the USPS customs declaration, it says:
"Ball Pen"
"Chocolate in a can"
The sender is a male, and the address is somewhere in Santa Clara, Ca.
"What the fuck is this shit?!" I thought to myself. I shook the box.
It made a metallic clanking noise.
"Who the fuck sends a ball pen and a chocolate can via priority mail?! The postage is over $15 for this shit? And since when do they put chocolate in a metal can?" I mused.
"It must be a pressured activated can of aerosol cyanide. The ball pen must be a disguise syringe filled with HIVs from a gay guy in San Francisco. I know it."
Without opening the box, I threw it in a public trash bin - but I ripped the USPS Customs Declaration sticker first.
It says from Engage Logic Inc. I went home and Googled that shit. Turns out to be CPA marketing firm that I never heard of or have been affiliate with. From the looks of it, the company is most likely a one man show.
So Engage Logic Inc, it's nice that you're sending unsolicited mail to fellow affiliates but please, don't send a chocolate in a metal can. It scared the shit out of me.
"You got a special package" he said.
He handed me a laptop size card board box sealed tightly with tape.
In the USPS customs declaration, it says:
"Ball Pen"
"Chocolate in a can"
The sender is a male, and the address is somewhere in Santa Clara, Ca.
"What the fuck is this shit?!" I thought to myself. I shook the box.
It made a metallic clanking noise.
"Who the fuck sends a ball pen and a chocolate can via priority mail?! The postage is over $15 for this shit? And since when do they put chocolate in a metal can?" I mused.
"It must be a pressured activated can of aerosol cyanide. The ball pen must be a disguise syringe filled with HIVs from a gay guy in San Francisco. I know it."
Without opening the box, I threw it in a public trash bin - but I ripped the USPS Customs Declaration sticker first.
It says from Engage Logic Inc. I went home and Googled that shit. Turns out to be CPA marketing firm that I never heard of or have been affiliate with. From the looks of it, the company is most likely a one man show.
So Engage Logic Inc, it's nice that you're sending unsolicited mail to fellow affiliates but please, don't send a chocolate in a metal can. It scared the shit out of me.
