I have a joke database for sale if anyone is interested, send me a PM.
Jokes: 33100
Price: 30$
No Resell rights
Database Tables:
CREATE TABLE `joke_list` (
`joke_id` bigint(20) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
`cat_id` int(10) unsigned DEFAULT NULL,
`joke_title` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
`joke_desc` longtext,
PRIMARY KEY (`joke_id`)
)
CREATE TABLE `cat_list` (
`cat_id` bigint(20) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
`cat_title` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
PRIMARY KEY (`cat_id`),
UNIQUE KEY `cat_title` (`cat_title`)
)
Categories:
Animal, Answering Machine , Aviation, Bar, Blind, Blonde, Business, Car Bumpers, Celebrity, Computer, Crazy, Diet / Weight Loss, Doctor, Dumb Laws, English, Ethnic, Famous Quotes, Farmer, Food, Foul, Language, Funny Ads, Funny signs, Gender humor , General / Unsorted, Genie, Golf, Idiots, In the news , Indian, Insults, Jewish, Knock-knock, Lawyer, Lightbulb, Little Johnny/Jane, Love and marriage, Math, Medical, Military, Music, Naughty, Office, Old Age, One Liners, Police, Political, Pun Fun, Redneck, Religious, Riddles, Science, Seasonal / Holiday, Sports, Stupid, Tasteless, Terms and definitions, Thoughts, Top Lists, Travel, True Stories, Work, Yo Mama
Examples:
Better than old days
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.
The woman said, "Sweetheart, let''s do the same thing we did here forty years ago."
The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence and they made love like never before.
Back in the car, the guy says, "Darling, you sure never moved like that forty years ago - or any time since that I can remember!"
The woman says, "Forty years ago that fence wasn''t electrified!"
Grandfather & Grandson fishing
One day, this young boy and his Grandfather were fishing in a boat out on a lake. The Grandfather pulls out a beer from his cooler and starts drinking it. The boy asks "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" Grandpa replies, "When your willie''s long enough to touch your ass, then you''ll be old enough and I will give you one."
A little later the Grandfather pulls out a long cigar. The boy asks "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" He replies " If your willie can touch your ass, then you can have one."
Later that day the boy pulls out a snack pack and starts eating it. The Grandfather asks, "Grandson, can I get one of those?"
The boy asks, "Can your willie touch your ass?"
The Grandfather says "Yes it can."
The boy says, "Then go screw yourself."
Jokes: 33100
Price: 30$
No Resell rights
Database Tables:
CREATE TABLE `joke_list` (
`joke_id` bigint(20) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
`cat_id` int(10) unsigned DEFAULT NULL,
`joke_title` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
`joke_desc` longtext,
PRIMARY KEY (`joke_id`)
)
CREATE TABLE `cat_list` (
`cat_id` bigint(20) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
`cat_title` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
PRIMARY KEY (`cat_id`),
UNIQUE KEY `cat_title` (`cat_title`)
)
Categories:
Animal, Answering Machine , Aviation, Bar, Blind, Blonde, Business, Car Bumpers, Celebrity, Computer, Crazy, Diet / Weight Loss, Doctor, Dumb Laws, English, Ethnic, Famous Quotes, Farmer, Food, Foul, Language, Funny Ads, Funny signs, Gender humor , General / Unsorted, Genie, Golf, Idiots, In the news , Indian, Insults, Jewish, Knock-knock, Lawyer, Lightbulb, Little Johnny/Jane, Love and marriage, Math, Medical, Military, Music, Naughty, Office, Old Age, One Liners, Police, Political, Pun Fun, Redneck, Religious, Riddles, Science, Seasonal / Holiday, Sports, Stupid, Tasteless, Terms and definitions, Thoughts, Top Lists, Travel, True Stories, Work, Yo Mama
Examples:
Better than old days
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.
The woman said, "Sweetheart, let''s do the same thing we did here forty years ago."
The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence and they made love like never before.
Back in the car, the guy says, "Darling, you sure never moved like that forty years ago - or any time since that I can remember!"
The woman says, "Forty years ago that fence wasn''t electrified!"
Grandfather & Grandson fishing
One day, this young boy and his Grandfather were fishing in a boat out on a lake. The Grandfather pulls out a beer from his cooler and starts drinking it. The boy asks "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" Grandpa replies, "When your willie''s long enough to touch your ass, then you''ll be old enough and I will give you one."
A little later the Grandfather pulls out a long cigar. The boy asks "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" He replies " If your willie can touch your ass, then you can have one."
Later that day the boy pulls out a snack pack and starts eating it. The Grandfather asks, "Grandson, can I get one of those?"
The boy asks, "Can your willie touch your ass?"
The Grandfather says "Yes it can."
The boy says, "Then go screw yourself."