Diorex , you must love reading interviews like this.

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Heres one thing pepperjam can learn from John Chow, yes i said john "gay" chow in wf. Anytime i hear that name i think of one ugly mo fo' with a big fucking mouth, i mean big eating anything in his way kinda like godzilla. Eating websites, scripts commisions, JOHN CHOOOOWW. And alas, he is one big, tall ugly mo fo' Tall!!!! and did i mention scary looking hahaha. So whats the point to this pointless post well hear me out. Pepperjam has this fucking "gayish" dog that seems to run around the place all the fucking time. I dont know if it owns pepperjam or those guys over there worship the dog, i have no idea but why not call pepperjam ... bulldogseos or crazydogconversions something with a little personality. If i was a vp of marketing i would have a hard time explaining to my wife or my CFo, i am going to this seo firm that employs tons of countless clueless bitches that are going to spend our money and hopefully make us some money. Instead "i am going to "bulldog seo". Give people that same john "i have a big fucking scary mouth and will eat your children" impression. Otherwise get rid of that fucking dog in the office. Then again i am not cute "pepperjam" lol .
Just woke up i have no idea what i just wrote, thanks to that half naked chick upstairs. :)
Here comes the bashing.
 


megler said:
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I don't get around as much as I used to. My ta ta's aren't all that, so I stick with more flattering shots.

the previous threads were saying the affiliate chick wasn't hot. I said she wasn't bad, but she wasn't as hot as me and offered a pic as proof. Previous thread suggested she may suck in the sack. I offered tutoring lessons of sorts. To be clear, tutoring is open for her, not the boys. ;)
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I have dibs on being the fluffer and/or camera man. Suckers!!
 
LMFAO - I never thought about doing straight chicks as split A/B testing - will she convert or won't she?... I'm going to giggle every time I do it now. OMG, I wasn't going to go out tonight, but now I have to do some "testing" - ha ha! My girlfriend will never buy that shit.

So Jon wants to hold the camera? I suppose next you'll want me to wear a WF thong while I'm doing it. What the hell? Why not? Make it a cute thong tho.
 
find the best landing page.

Find the best landing page.
make sure you have a trust seal on there from verising or something
Have a ssl certificate so that the biatch can trust you ...
For better conversion, make sure you have a video explaing what you are going to do. Hahhahahaha Amen to split A/B testing. :evil_laughter:

Good lord all this in the name of pepperjam.
megler said:
LMFAO - I never thought about doing straight chicks as split A/B testing - will she convert or won't she?... I'm going to giggle every time I do it now. OMG, I wasn't going to go out tonight, but now I have to do some "testing" - ha ha! My girlfriend will never buy that shit.

So Jon wants to hold the camera? I suppose next you'll want me to wear a WF thong while I'm doing it. What the hell? Why not? Make it a cute thong tho.
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Damn - dont log in for a few days and a totally random thread has my name on it, not exactly sure why, but it got me to read it.

I don't hire clueless people, but I love when I meet them at conferences.

Andrew said:
A lot of companies prefer to train people on the job instead of hire people who think they know what they are doing (and don't.) This shit isn't that hard.
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We very much prefer to hire people with zero internet marketing experience. That way we do not have to un-train them from all the bad habits. The best way to get a job with us is know how to drive an excel spreadsheet like a badass and be able to make sense of the data it gives you.

I have hired at least one WF'er (that I know of) and he is kicking ass.
 
Thank you god, for everything that you have given me. I didnt give up, i didnt even when hot women were posted on a thread i started and aojon made his third quarter kiss of death appearance i hang in there. I was looking for diorex lord, cause i loved his blog and all the good info he had on there and after waiting for oh not so many days he came totally clueless and spoke. Thank you for ever.. hahahhahahahah . Finally the main reason i made the thread worked out .Phew i was getting worried. I guess this is a wf representation of how life is, no matter how many twists and turns eventually all things work out. Amen. Now you can close the thread Mr. Jon or BRING ON THE NAKED WOMEN.
p.s Make sure they are smoking hot. "it is what it is"
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nmwando said:
Find the best landing page.
make sure you have a trust seal on there from verising or something
Have a ssl certificate so that the biatch can trust you ...
For better conversion, make sure you have a video explaing what you are going to do. Hahhahahaha Amen to split A/B testing. :evil_laughter:

Good lord all this in the name of pepperjam.
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LMFGDAO. That just slays me. If that affiliate chick ever reads this thread, she'll either be mortified and never come back or either Jon or I will score a PM for tutoring lessons. She's bound to want one of us. LMAO.

I'll make a mental note NEVER to use this userid to apply to pepperjam with. LOL.
 
nmwando said:
She giggles alot, trust me i would do that biatch in a second. Some alcohol in her would turn her into fucking monster. I have seen women like this while driving around in a taxi. Look all innocent and dumb as fuck but when that alcohol sets in, some poor guy ends looking like a chicken dipped in water wondering what the fuck just happened, cause they end up getting roughed up by the chick. Hehehehe ROUGHED UP. Amen.
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bwaahahahaha. +rep!
 
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