Do you belive in unicorns?

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Robert_Frost

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I don't, but on occasion I have experienced shit that I can't explain. The best example that I have happened about two or three years ago when I was house sitting.

Me and my wife (girlfriend at the time) were watching a tv on the main floor of the house and the dog was sleeping in the hallway out of sight and the cat was also out of sight. all of the sudden I felt like a long, curved piece of bone was sliding up my ass to this day I have no explanation for it.

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There was another time that we were in the bedroom and it was just me and her at our house no animals this time. We were in bed watching TV and it seemed as if out of nowhere there was repetitious banging on the wall from what sounded like behind us we both froze and then it went silent. It scared us both (I'm not one to get scared either) but this was different I mean you could here it. So after a minute we just gave up on it and resumed watching TV. After a few more minutes we both heard the same banging sound except this time it was accompanied by some eerie ass moans.

Again it stopped and we both sat there like what the fuck is going on. This time I decided instead of just sitting there with my dick in my wifes ass with my cock dripping in cum I would go and check the house out. To this day I have not one fuck as to what those sounds were, it might have been some big brands at one point but I am not sure.

























fuck you
 
this one time i was banging your wife, right before you came home, and we heard the front door open so i ran and hid under the couch.

hours later, i woke up, still woozey from the queludes, and i think i might have done some things to you that i ought to, but am not yet ready to, apologize for.
 
This forum is just full of useful shit.

Thanks to people like you and me and ly2 ... and anyone else that posts shit in the "shooting shit" section.

I wish Mods would make it so that we are only allowed to post in that sections from Friday-Sunday.

We meaning EVERYBODY.
 
Lmfao when I first started reading your post, I thought it was a serious story. But then I got to:

"all of the sudden I felt like a long, curved piece of bone was sliding up my ass to this day I have no explanation for it."

Fuckin lol'd
 
Of course unicorns are real. See!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkW-EAkClbE]Unicorn Sighting - YouTube[/ame]
 
Of I forgot to tell you, that was a unicorn. They are not as friendly as people thing. Don't worry though, Google killed all the unicorns this morning because it was rumored unicorns could magically re-index sites.
 
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