For me, Christmas is like any other day; except there's more assholes at the mall, pushing and shoving each other so they can buy some shinny new gadget. Maybe a salad shooter, or a SHAMWOW! Or some small computer that allows them to "tweet" while they're taking a shit.
Besides -- Christmas lost its meaning. It used to mean happy family dinner with everybody. Nowadays it's just an excuse to beg and plead for something new and shinny.
Asshole over-privileged kids kicking and screaming in the mall because their soccer mom couldn't get them a wii. Ask the starving Ethiopia family what they want for Christmas -- it probably involves a bowl of rice and meat.
Now that I think of it, I like Christmas! Every year some old lady always get crush from a human stampede because these arrogant assholes are in a rush to buy a $400 computer (cause it's 50 percent off), but the manufactoring cost was only $45 anyways.
And why is it, that during every major "video game" launch there are assholes lining up overnight to get their hands on a new video game -- can't these mother fuckers just wait for a week to get them? Imagine that -- grown men waiting in line to buy video games, a industry that was initially targetted at prepubescent.
Comes boxing day, I won't be lining up at Bestbuy to get myself a laptop. No, I'll be shopping after that, browsing leisurely.
On the side note, I got my girlfriend a $1 greeting card and a teddy bear from the dollar store for Christmas. Cheap? Fuck yeah. :smilie_weihn_winki:
* I'm not anti-consumerist BTW, I got a laptop fetish.
Besides -- Christmas lost its meaning. It used to mean happy family dinner with everybody. Nowadays it's just an excuse to beg and plead for something new and shinny.
Asshole over-privileged kids kicking and screaming in the mall because their soccer mom couldn't get them a wii. Ask the starving Ethiopia family what they want for Christmas -- it probably involves a bowl of rice and meat.
Now that I think of it, I like Christmas! Every year some old lady always get crush from a human stampede because these arrogant assholes are in a rush to buy a $400 computer (cause it's 50 percent off), but the manufactoring cost was only $45 anyways.
And why is it, that during every major "video game" launch there are assholes lining up overnight to get their hands on a new video game -- can't these mother fuckers just wait for a week to get them? Imagine that -- grown men waiting in line to buy video games, a industry that was initially targetted at prepubescent.
Comes boxing day, I won't be lining up at Bestbuy to get myself a laptop. No, I'll be shopping after that, browsing leisurely.
On the side note, I got my girlfriend a $1 greeting card and a teddy bear from the dollar store for Christmas. Cheap? Fuck yeah. :smilie_weihn_winki:
* I'm not anti-consumerist BTW, I got a laptop fetish.