Double Fellatio - Living the Dream

WickedJoe

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amirite?

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I have so many questions.

If lefty commits a double-homicide, does righty commit double-suicide to avoid rotting in prison for lefty's crime? If one becomes a crack addict, does the other? Would that not be an epic April 1 prank?
 
Ya many here might already know about them, but i just found out about them today and was like WTF this is real?
Not sure about the homicide but they share blood so if one does crack the other will get high too.

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Wow, what a bullshit documentary.

It was basically a watered down sideshow hidden behind a thin veneer of, "Oh look! You shouldn't judge people because they're physically different! These girls are just like everybody else!"

No they're not. This show sugarcoated the fuck out of their unavoidably freakish existence (while still exploiting it), but didn't answer any of my questions.

  • Why do they finish each other's sentences? Are they psychically connected?
  • Are they virgins?
  • How do they resolve sexual conflict? What if Abby liked black dudes, but Brittany thirsted for white dick? Do they draw straws? Do they settle for a mixed dude?
  • How would one masturbate to heterosexual fantasies and not simultaneously be a lesbian? This is philosophical as fuck. And important.
  • How many assholes do they have?
  • Life expectancy?
  • Can they have children?
  • In a relationship, would it be permissible for one sister to accuse the other sister of sleeping with her boyfriend? Or would the 2nd sister simply "play dead" during love making to avoid future jealousy issues?
  • What's up with the humpback? Two separate spines I assume? WTF?
  • How many times have they been approached by porn studios?
  • What percentage of their male friends stick around strictly in hopes they'll eventually get to harpoon both faces on a drunken Tuesday?
  • Do they ever wipe for each other? Does it even matter to them?
  • When Brittany is aroused, does Abby get all hot and bothered as well?

What a wasted opportunity.

Hopefully they get it right next time.
 
Ya many here might already know about them, but i just found out about them today and was like WTF this is real?
Not sure about the homicide but they share blood so if one does crack the other will get high too.

1QzE2PR.jpg

so how many boobs?
 
Dougie covered this issue years ago with his usual penetrating insight.

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