My buddy did something kinda similar to this back in the 90's. Except instead of photographers he handcuffed a briefcase to his wrist and had the O'Brien brothers (two enormous ill-tempered Irishmen we grew up with) following him around in downtown Detroit during some festival. They had some stupid earpieces in and were dressed in all black and the reaction of people as they hurriedly walked to their "destination" was priceless. People are fucking retarded.