Epic Comment Spam Fail

[Rexibit]

I've seen some pretty bad comment spam, but this one really makes me feel bad for the guy.

Joey Jacobs
justinmadrid001@gmail.com
122.163.56.98
2010/09/09 at 8:34 am
We are a leading India based SEO company providing the best search engine optimization services. We act as your business partner and helps you reach your business goals. We promote websites no matter who you are – a huge company with thousands of employees, a small business or a professional who offers professional / consulting services. Let us know if you are interested and we will get back to you with more details.

This was caught by Askimet on my personal blog.

The guy is obviously trying to post to any and all contact forms to get business and hasn't taken the time to revise Xrumer to not post to blog entries. But nowhere in the comment does he list how to be contacted, not even a link to his website. I'm also assuming that the E-mail is a throw-away, but he might check it - who knows.

I just find it funny and sad at the same time that someone who provides the best search engine optimization services would have such fail comment spam.

So, what are some that ya'll have seen?

 

[motto]

hahaha..
This thread has potential.

Where do I start?

Very complicated. Nicely written however. Where is more details?
Franchise Opportunity

 

[jorarulit]

indianzzzzz

 

[AustinP]

I think Ive read this before. Need to scout my spam filters...

 

[shopdeal]

Email Spam i got

Dear Sir/Madam,

We are a Delhi-NCR, India based, and leading Web Solutions company with main competency in SEO ( Search Engine Optimization), working as an outsourced vendor for many reputed SEO agency based in USA, UK, Canada and Australia.

With the dedicated team of 33 professionals, we provide the SEO (Search Engine Optimization) solution with top ranking on major search engine as Google, Yahoo and MSN as per the current status of website and requirement.

Also we have an expertise on SEM (Search Engine Marketing), PPC and we strategically manage Google adwords accounts on very competitive rates.

We always adapt the Natural SEO process for optimizing the website and also follow the guidelines of Google and major search engine for SEO result.

We assure you of getting high Search engine Result Page with our high track record of success. Our SEO solution will help to increase the traffic and sales lead to your website which eventually will lead in ROI.

We are looking forward starting a long and healthy business relationship with you.We will be happy to AMAZE you with our work. I will really appreciate if you please let me know your SEO requirement.

Kind Regards !
Dharmendra

lol """""""We will be happy to AMAZE you with our work."""""" lol

 

[-Matt-]

 

[Rexibit]

Lol.

 

[070707]

I probably get 10 of those a day across random sites.

 

[hectic]

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Uh, ok. What is the call to action again?

 

[Bevo Ryan]

Some of the spam comments on my blog are completely epic. You think theyd get someone who is atleast semi fluent in english to make sure their shit makes sense..

 

[blogspotter]

I've seen some pretty bad comment spam, but this one really makes me feel bad for the guy.



This was caught by Askimet on my personal blog.

The guy is obviously trying to post to any and all contact forms to get business and hasn't taken the time to revise Xrumer to not post to blog entries. But nowhere in the comment does he list how to be contacted, not even a link to his website. I'm also assuming that the E-mail is a throw-away, but he might check it - who knows.

I just find it funny and sad at the same time that someone who provides the best search engine optimization services would have such fail comment spam.

So, what are some that ya'll have seen?

Maybe it is a Seed comment to check what slips in and what gets caught.
Get then all the time.. No URLs, No mail... Just a random gibberish...