ePN: eBay, the Streets Don't LIE!

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Abel1337

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I come from a long line of Irish Cops. My grandfather was a cop in Chicago, my uncles were cops, my dad, my brothers. A solid 80% of the men in my family are police officers. If there is one thing that I have learned over the years it is the same thing that any policeman will agree:

The streets don't lie.

If you ask 10 random people on the street who is selling crack and they all point to the green house on the corner you can bet your bonnet that crack is being sold there. If you ask 10 random people on the street who robbed the bank and they all say Joe, you can bet your bonnet that Joe is sitting on a pile of cash. The streets don't lie.

Now, if you ask 10 people if ePN has problems and they say YES you can be assured that there is a HUGE PROBLEM.

I also have a HUGE PROBLEM understanding why ePN and eBay at large not only refuses to engage affiliates in a way that will benefit everyone but they also feel that employing secret metrics, cloak and dagger methods and censorship and spin on forums will in some way help things. Sweeping problems under the rug and glossing over problems WILL NOT HELP.

I challenge ePN to develop a direct feedback system wherein affiliates can communicate with decision makers in a way that will benefit everyone. Hold actual town hall type meeting where actual problems get addresses FROM BOTH SIDES of the partnership. Oh, and stop deleting forum posts. It just undermines any integrity you might have left and makes it look like you have more to hide than we already know.

ePN can and SHOULD be much more than it is today. Continuing on the current path will spell disaster: it is that plain and simple. SOMETHING needs to be done and done FAST.
 


So, what you're really saying is:

1. 80% of the men in your family are giant porkloin flavor douchebags
2. EPN should care about you for the "good" of Ebay and the "affiliate community"

Check the headlines for EBAY ticker for say, the last 4 years, and you'll see they've never cared about anyone, continually fucked their consumer/customer, and will always do what they want, when they want. The secret everyone but you seems to know is that people will keep coming back, keep posting garage sale shit, and keep putting up shitty EPN sites no matter what. Period.

Why not quit the trend of faggotry in your family, grow some stones, and start driving quality traffic to your EPN site.

STFU and get back to work developing higher quality EPN sites. Fuck you and your 'streets'.
 
So, what you're really saying is:

1. 80% of the men in your family are giant porkloin flavor douchebags
2. EPN should care about you for the "good" of Ebay and the "affiliate community"

Check the headlines for EBAY ticker for say, the last 4 years, and you'll see they've never cared about anyone, continually fucked their consumer/customer, and will always do what they want, when they want. The secret everyone but you seems to know is that people will keep coming back, keep posting garage sale shit, and keep putting up shitty EPN sites no matter what. Period.

Why not quit the trend of faggotry in your family, grow some stones, and start driving quality traffic to your EPN site.

STFU and get back to work developing higher quality EPN sites. Fuck you and your 'streets'.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
 
listen eBay is a billion dollar company that alienates the actual people who do all the buying and selling on their own site by failing to communicate with them in the first place. Why the hell would you expect anything different when it comes to the 90,000 crapffiliates that barely contribute to their bottom line.

They do communicate, but only if you do $10,000+ per month. Once I hit that for 3 consecutive months, I was set up with an account manager. But eBay will always be a fraction of what I do in affiliate marketing, since (1) no matter how big you get they will never pay quicker than net 30 (2) there are a dozen CPA networks just waiting to establish a positive working relationship with you that surpasses eBay hundredfold.

Sure, eBay can make you some money, and it's great for new affiliates who want to get wet, but goddamn if they're the ones making you angry in this biz you need to open your fucking eyes.
 
Do you offer rent-a-cop services? My son is hosting a birthday party tomorrow, need some security. PM me.
 
I have a large furry friend that would be happy to provide security for your sons birthday party. For free even!
 
I have a large furry friend that would be happy to provide security for your sons birthday party. For free even!

Are you threatning me with kittens? Im not scared. Cmon now dont fight its the internet. All of you are my friends. This is a community
 
Are you threatning me with kittens? Im not scared. Cmon now dont fight its the internet. All of you are my friends. This is a community

He's talking about pedobear, way to go fucking up a joke ar-tard.

And I haven't had any issues with EPN. Maybe it's because my sites don't look like shit from DP users that don't not no courrect gramar and that I have some fucking common sense.
 
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