Examples for killer marketing headlines

IanHawke

IanHawke

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Hi there, I want to give you some examples of killer marketing headlines, feel free to modifiy and use them on your own. I have collected a huge list of good headlines over the past years, heres a small excerpt:

- 50 Idiot-Proof Ways To Make Money On The Internet!
- How Would You Spend An Extra $200,000 Starting Tomorrow?
- Take One Day To Learn How To Read Men’s Minds.
- I’ve Got A Million-Dollar Idea—Now What?
- How To Get The Guts Of 300 Business Magazines In 30 Minutes
- How To Promote Your Web Pages For Maximum Response!
- Would You Like To Save 45% On Your Next Vacation?
- Missed the deadline? You can still beat the price increase.
- A remarkable invitation to enhance your life!
- An Exclusive Offer For Those Interested In A Better Future!
- What Makes Some Companies So Successful At Pleasing Customers?
- This is your window of opportunity. Open it.
- How to stop the competition from eating your lunch!

But my all time favorite is:
- The Keys To Success Are In Your Hands.
 


Ok, so i got dickrolled, first time in months.

So i force-close firefox, and when it relaunches, it opens all the same windows, so effectively a double-dickroll.
 
Oooh ALMOST got me.

^ Yeah WF is my most common reason to 'start new session' when relaunching FF.

Only part I hate about being rolled, bye bye 20 tabs...
 
My favourite:

Who else wants to waste 17 seconds reading 14 headlines?
 
thuxen said:
Ok, so i got dickrolled, first time in months.

So i force-close firefox, and when it relaunches, it opens all the same windows, so effectively a double-dickroll.
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i dont click links here, unless i see where it leads
 
ncmedia said:
Oooh ALMOST got me.

^ Yeah WF is my most common reason to 'start new session' when relaunching FF.

Only part I hate about being rolled, bye bye 20 tabs...
Click to expand...

AHHHHH!

I just deselect the tab that I don't want to restore in FF (usually on the bottom) and all of the other ones come up normally.
 
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IanHawke said:
Hi there, I want to give you some examples of killer marketing headlines, feel free to modifiy and use them on your own. I have collected a huge list of good headlines over the past years, heres a small excerpt:

- 50 Idiot-Proof Ways To Make Money On The Internet!
- How Would You Spend An Extra $200,000 Starting Tomorrow?
- Take One Day To Learn How To Read Men’s Minds.
- I’ve Got A Million-Dollar Idea—Now What?
- How To Get The Guts Of 300 Business Magazines In 30 Minutes
- How To Promote Your Web Pages For Maximum Response!
- Would You Like To Save 45% On Your Next Vacation?
- Missed the deadline? You can still beat the price increase.
- A remarkable invitation to enhance your life!
- An Exclusive Offer For Those Interested In A Better Future!
- What Makes Some Companies So Successful At Pleasing Customers?
- This is your window of opportunity. Open it.
- How to stop the competition from eating your lunch!

But my all time favorite is:
- The Keys To Success Are In Your Hands.
Click to expand...
 
thuxen said:
Ok, so i got dickrolled, first time in months.

So i force-close firefox, and when it relaunches, it opens all the same windows, so effectively a double-dickroll.
Click to expand...

^^^ Ditto on both accounts. I couldn't deselect that tab until the second restart.
 
IanHawke said:
Hi there, I want to give you some examples of killer marketing headlines, feel free to modifiy and use them on your own. I have collected a huge list of good headlines over the past years, heres a small excerpt:

- 50 Idiot-Proof Ways To Make Money On The Internet!
- How Would You Spend An Extra $200,000 Starting Tomorrow?
- Take One Day To Learn How To Read Men’s Minds.
- I’ve Got A Million-Dollar Idea—Now What?
- How To Get The Guts Of 300 Business Magazines In 30 Minutes
- How To Promote Your Web Pages For Maximum Response!
- Would You Like To Save 45% On Your Next Vacation?
- Missed the deadline? You can still beat the price increase.
- A remarkable invitation to enhance your life!
- An Exclusive Offer For Those Interested In A Better Future!
- What Makes Some Companies So Successful At Pleasing Customers?
- This is your window of opportunity. Open it.
- How to stop the competition from eating your lunch!

But my all time favorite is:
- The Keys To Success Are In Your Hands.
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