Facebook knows you're gay before you do

[productionhead]

Facebook knows you're gay before you do

Tl;dr: fags gonna fag on fagbook

 

[Tobias Funke]

I can see it now, a Facebook app that determines who on your friends list is gay.

 

[Lexicon]

I can see it now, a Facebook app that determines who on your friends list is gay.

And the subsequent lawsuit that follows when someone is outed....

 

[ly2 from WF]

Facebook hasn't caught on to me yet. My gay desires are still hidden, for now.

 

[titanium777]

WF knows you're gay before FB does

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

 

[thehobbster]

My parents figured it out before FB did.

 

[golan]

Facebook knows you're gay before you're gay

^^ Fixed

 

[Vadym]

And the subsequent lawsuit that follows when someone is outed....

Not to mention the slander suits for all the ones that are incorrectly outed.

 

[Lexicon]

Facebook hasn't caught on to me yet. My gay desires are still hidden, for now.

Yeah... hidden deep in Luke Angerhofer's ass.

 

[Amoxicillin]

Sounds like bullshit. Facebook can't even determine what country I'm in, let alone city.

Right now Facebook thinks I'm in Vegas, I might like Pizza Hut, I play MMORPG's, I like to play slots, and I stay at Best Western's.

I'm in the Philippines on a Filipino IP. I hate Pizza Hut. I don't play MMO anything. I hate gambling. I avoid shitty low class hotels like the plague.

 

[(O_o)]

Sounds like bullshit. Facebook can't even determine what country I'm in, let alone city.

Right now Facebook thinks I'm in Vegas, I might like Pizza Hut, I play MMORPG's, I like to play slots, and I stay at Best Western's.

I'm in the Philippines on a Filipino IP. I hate Pizza Hut. I don't play MMO anything. I hate gambling. I avoid shitty low class hotels like the plague.

I can tell you are definitely gay.

 

[Amoxicillin]

I can tell you are definitely gay.

Why else would I be hanging out with my fellow gay webmasters good sir

 

[dmnEPC]

Is it gay if you only do the fucking? Like what would you call someone that's never sucked a dick or taken it in the ass? Nope I dont think that would make you gay, so good luck FB

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Is it gay if you only do the fucking? Like what would you call someone that's never sucked a dick or taken it in the ass? Nope I dont think that would make you gay, so good luck FB

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly6T2ABOq3o]Harold and Kumar - Cockmeat Sandwich - YouTube[/ame]

 

[iamjon]

Or the more accurate title they should have used for the article:

Facebook ads use retargeting

 

[dmnEPC]

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Harold and Kumar - Cockmeat Sandwich - YouTube

Lmfao