First Manspreading arrest in NYC



It should be allowed during summer, but only for men (for anatomical reasons). In spring, fall and winter, it should be punishable by death.
 
Yeah, it's called don't be an asshole.

Exactly. Don't be an asshole by creating laws that allow cops to arrest someone for sitting comfortably on a half-empty train after midnight. From the article: "According to reports, the NYPD has allegedly issued more than 1,400 summons for manspreading this year." And how many of those do you think were women?

Has to be a joke.

I wish, but we can thank unchecked feminism for this. If anyone thinks this is crazy talk, then go check out the big organized push for arresting men for sitting comfortably and the huge "shaming" campaigns that have led to it as well.

Related: Is there going to be a law that keeps fat people from taking up more than one seat placement?
 
Yeah, it's called don't be an asshole.

Although, according to the report, the judge said that at the time of the arrest there could not have been many passengers on the train, she nevertheless slapped the two men with an ACD, which means that charges against them will be dropped if they don't get arrested again for a fixed period of time, the report says.

Not to make this too political, but seriously, matt, are you one of those sjw people? The train was nearly empty.
 
Not to make this too political

I just want to point out that this is exceptionally political on several levels. Here are a few of them:

1. The issue of modern feminism and the influence it's had in turning this into a thing in the first place (ie: targeting men).
2. The issue of the police state and how people are being arrested for how they are sitting on a half-empty train after midnight.
3. The issue of laws being created and the inevitable expansion of government reach using those laws in ways they weren't necessarily intended from the start.
4. Potential racism if we look at the demographics of the people who are being arrested and/or cited under this law.

I want to point out something about #1 above. Modern feminism is an extremist caricature of what feminism was originally about. Feminism was originally defined to be pro-equality, and at the time, that largely meant advancing the interests of women. However, modern feminism is only about advancing the interest of women and not about equality.
 
The law's trying to make dudes into bitches.

Who the fuck would sit like this on a half empty train?

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If they arrest men for "manspreading", then they might as well arrest fat cunts for taking up too much space. No one told them to eat all those fucking donuts. Plus, walking vs taking the subway could help:

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Bonus: The train riding experience will be a lot more pleasurable. No one wants to sit next to a fat, smelly hog.
 
This will actually get worse when you get a female president, the laws will be dependable on the aspects of the situation, it is already happening.

For example, words are now turned into shit that doesn't make any sense.


Are you hurt? yes or no?

Are you really hurt? yes or no?
 
Here's some science

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“Your balls aren’t that big”

Well, how about taking into account that a male pelvis is a completely different shape altogether? Thus, the hip joint and femur protrude at completely different angles between the sexes, thus the tendency for the habit of men sitting with their legs apart, and vice versa.

Not only this, but the reason a mans nuts sit outside the body is so air can circulate, as the happy little DNA in there can survive at only a specific temperature. Hence a guy sitting with his legs open by default.

It’s not privilege, it’s anatomy you self entitled whinging fucking morons, and if anyone stopped and fucking looked at this shit before they kicked up a fucking campaign of shaming people just because of their fucking anatomy, maybe the shit of a campaign wouldn’t have gotten any publicity.

If someone won’t shift their legs in public for you to sit down, fair enough, ask them to do so. But just going up to guys sitting around and shaming them for the natural, default way of sitting just because you think it’s their “male privilege” if completely and utterly deplorable.
Fuck right off.
 
If they arrest men for "manspreading", then they might as well arrest fat cunts for taking up too much space. No one told them to eat all those fucking donuts. Plus, walking vs taking the subway could help:

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Bonus: The train riding experience will be a lot more pleasurable. No one wants to sit next to a fat, smelly hog.

What's funny is that every man in those pictures is "manspreading" aka sitting naturally without taking up too much room.
 
Remember people that this is just normal stuff and if we all just make some more money and don't be whiners, it won't be a problem, until you're dragged away for spreading your legs more than 20 degrees.