FOOD! Macgyver moments? Lets share...

Jizzlobber

Jizzlobber

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FUCKED. RIGHT. UP! Drunk. Nothing in the house....OK, I had the 5-pack of Kraft Mac and Cheese and nothing in the fridge but a few leftovers, ice cream and beer.

Once the fatty was done..."dude whatcha got to eat?" Suddenly, I'm Chef Tel on the spatch! I read the fucking box and I'm out of milk! WTF?! I got enough butter to kill Hellblazer but no fucking milk! So I look in the freezer and I got a quart of Ben and Jerry's Vanilla. I grab a coffee cup and throw a scoop in, add some water and fucking V O I L A! Done deal. Added some diced honey ham from a chunk mom gave me last Sunday and we fucking mowwwwed! Pure win!

What's your story? Feed me or eat me!
 


Uhm when I get high I eat twists and pizza bread from dominos...

cause it tastes good

Edit: like really good when ur high

then have ice tea

Edit#2: If you're wondering why I get cheese bread (&cinna stix) its because waiting for pizza takes to long
 
While high, I've eaten a burger bun containing coleslaw, cheese, and either mayo or mustard, can't remember. I think it was mustard.

The buffet had ran out. It tasted surprisingly nice....
 
Few weeks back I was really drunk and wanted to cook a bacon burger, so I look all over the house and we don't have any burger meat! I was able to find a steak however so I prepared that steak and cooked it on the grill while cooking a mountain of bacon. Once the steak was done I cut it into thin long pieces and made myself a mother fucking Bacon Steak Burger. It was really good.
 
Today I discovered that adding rosemary and lemon to rapeseed oil, then heating it before you use it to roast potatoes = fucking awesome roast potatoes.

Most of the joy of cooking is Macgyver moments. I've come up with some awesome recipes as a results of not having the right ingredients. I've come up with some inedible shite as well, but that's all part of it.
 
Take a bowl of spaghetti with regular marinara sauce, take a handful of crushed RITZ crackers and Ruffles potatoe chips (sour cream and onion) mix in untill consistency is a crunchy spaghetti mess mix in well. Add parmesan!
 
FISH LOAF..... for realz.. its actually fairly good (although i should of used a different/less cocktail sauce..

in a bowl mix two cans tuna (white albacore), 1 can crab meat, dash of oregano, dash of parsley, little bit of tony's (or season salt could work), about 2 1/2 cups bread crumbs, 2 eggs, 2 table spoons olive oil..

mix it all up very well then take a baking pan rub some butter on it (keeps it from sticking to pan or just use pam) pack in the mix just like you would a meat loaf..

bake at 450 can't remember how long it was like 30 min or so.. then take it out and spread some of your favorite cocktail sauce over top just to cover it then put it back in the oven for like 1 minute..

now roll a joint smoke it while the loaf cools and enjoy..

basically it was like a huge crab cake
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im one of those "on the fly" typa guys. i have literally 0 food in my fridge/pantry. I go to publix after work everyday, get a chicken (hot), side of beans, and potato salad. step 1: go home, step 2: Merk the bird (rip apart into pieces), mash up the beans, chicken, potato salad into a bowl. eat.
 
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