Looks like the Brits like to party in the streets.... A Night Out On The Town In England
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Unfortunately it is true. Brits like to get pissed and fuck shit up wherever they goCrappiest country to visit and most overrated country in the world. Their greatest exports are these very same drunken fools who act the very same way wherever they travel. If you have a room near a group of British on holiday…just move…immediately. And I don’t mean move further away in the same hotel…I mean move at least 10 blocks away, even better to another part of town. No matter how inconvenienced you are and any extra money you’ll have to spend, you will be thankful you did later on. They love the word “wanker” and England is full of them. At this point it’s the only thing they excel at. England is made up of about 90% working class morons and they still trick the world that they are semi-important with that stupid accent that gets them entertainment gigs – like voiceovers in commercials like Geico. Of all the European imperilist who ruined every culture they encountered, Englands stands on top. Today you can still see the very same wankers who would easily be paid a few shilling to go ruin the world – pay them with booze and they’ll do anything. Not even America has a big a wanker population and America has Miami, San Fran, LA, Vegas, Pheonix, and a few other warm cities where the sun always shines. These idiots are bathed in clouds and rotten weather year round. There should be some natural selection model at work that says “50 million people on that crappy ass rockpile island is a bit much” but apparently the booze tricks the natural selection process. If you make a list of round-the-world travel and you miss England…don’t worry…you need not regret it. If you get around to it, you get around to it. But don’t ever feel you missed out if you haven’t visited England. And London is overpriced along with being overrated also if someone tries to tell you “well, at least there is London” (yawn).
This is all true.. And we don't give a fuck 'cos we have a good time doing it!!
Lighten up Britties. I didn't post it as an insult, obviously you like to party and know how. Props. Sure there are some gnarly hags in there, but they are getting down and don't give a fuck. Props. Not every night on the town needs to be a VIP scene from a rap video.
Lighten up Britties. I didn't post it as an insult,