Forget "GetMeContent.com" Hire Me Instead.

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My name is Joshua Ziering. I'm an english/creative writing major at a major university. English is my first love and language. I was raised by a teacher, and it held me to a higher standard (She was afraid I would embarrass her to other teachers).

I'm also a stand up comedian, and write all of my own jokes. There is no tougher critic than an audience with a couple of drinks in them. (Sometimes a forum with a couple of virgins)

You can read some of my work at My Aunt Is Hot If you read for just a minute, you'll see I have no shortage of words, and enjoy obscure subjects.

Here's what I am offering:

For $300:

1 Month of Unique, Custom Written, Keyword Rich Content ( 1000 words/day divided up in AT LEAST two posts)

Ownership of content.

Content added directly to your CMS, or submitted via email.

My personal cell phone number. Call me anytime to give me direction, or request different locations or subject for content.

I have many different formats that I like to write in including: Response to News Articles, Television shows/commercials, or just general commentary or speculation all relating to your keyword.

I take PayPal, Credit Cards (I have a small business with a merchant account), or Money Orders.

I specialize in the following genres:
Humorous
Expository
Creative
Political Speculation/Commentary

Give me a shot, You won't be disappointed!

Thanks,

Joshua Ziering
 


Yes, but it'd be on a per month basis. I'd give better deals to repeat customers obviously.

After the month, either one of us can choose not to continue. I'm sure you're cool, but if for example I have someone calling me 20x daily and generally being a pain in the ass, I want to have an out.

I'll grin and bear it for what I agreed to do, but need to cover my ass.

You dig?
 
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