I PAY PAYPAL FEES AND HATE TIPS; SCROLL DOWN FOR REVIEW COPY FUN
Because we’re in a recession and liberal arts degrees don’t mean shit.
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FREE $20/Review Copies: $1/100words College “Educated” Native English Speakers with Creative Writing Degrees at Your Disposal
$1/100 words all the way up. Minimum order is $10. Articles are well researched. These writers actually have legit degrees. Well, degrees.
It’s an extra $1 to get fries with that.
Sexual stuff costs more.
Hm? Sorry I was picturing Whore Island.
Turn around time: If it takes more than 7 days (it won’t), then it’s free.
Place your orders; These people need to eat.
Oh, scroll down for review copy information.
Are These LSI Articles?
If you hate money, then sure.
Here’s how most LSI content writing works: writers go to websites like http://lsikeywords.com/ and generate lists of frequently used words on that SERP. They then write articles that contain words that are used on sites written by people who didn’t deliberately use LSI, but who rather just knew what they were talking about.
LSI is primarily helpful when you’re dealing with an Engrish speaker who can’t free-associate any relevant phrases because they don’t have a good enough grasp of the English language. When your content is being written by native English speakers who have writing degrees, the marginal effect of LSI is overstated; LSI occurs naturally.
More importantly, these articles are written for people. If you use and love LSI content, I’ll help balance out your word densities.
(Case in point -- and I swear I didn’t do this on purpose -- the last few paragraphs reference: LSI, content, articles, written, English language, free-associate, phrases, language, content writing, frequently used words, write articles, sites, native English speakers, writing degrees, word densities)
LSI is great, but it’s also become a fad/buzzword. If you really want me to bold every other phrase in a word document before giving the article to you, I can do that.
/rant
What About Review Copies?
That’s going to work like this:
1. First qualified poster gets a 1,000 word review copy. (I decide who is qualified).
2. I paypal the poster after him $20 (no qualifications). That poster must buy something with the money and then review it.
3. First qualified poster after that guy gets a 2,000 word review copy.
4. Poster after that (no qualifications) gets a free haiku about a topic of their choice.
5. First qualified poster after that to post a really funny joke gets a free 500 words.
6. Then everybody shuts the fuck up.
I will also provide a 5000 word review copy to anyone who is willing to personally write a 5000 word review. You must be a native English speaker and cannot live in a country with an annual GDP per capita under $20,000 according to the World Bank.
What About Bulk Discounts (Bulk > $75)
PMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMme.
I Want Cheaper Articles for Ezine Backlinks
See my other thread.
SEND ME EMAILS DAMNIT
ithinkjengaisagame@gmail.com
Because we’re in a recession and liberal arts degrees don’t mean shit.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY"]Pulp Fiction - English Motherfucker Do You Speak It - YouTube[/ame]
FREE $20/Review Copies: $1/100words College “Educated” Native English Speakers with Creative Writing Degrees at Your Disposal
$1/100 words all the way up. Minimum order is $10. Articles are well researched. These writers actually have legit degrees. Well, degrees.
It’s an extra $1 to get fries with that.
Sexual stuff costs more.
Hm? Sorry I was picturing Whore Island.
Turn around time: If it takes more than 7 days (it won’t), then it’s free.
Place your orders; These people need to eat.
Oh, scroll down for review copy information.
Are These LSI Articles?
If you hate money, then sure.
Here’s how most LSI content writing works: writers go to websites like http://lsikeywords.com/ and generate lists of frequently used words on that SERP. They then write articles that contain words that are used on sites written by people who didn’t deliberately use LSI, but who rather just knew what they were talking about.
LSI is primarily helpful when you’re dealing with an Engrish speaker who can’t free-associate any relevant phrases because they don’t have a good enough grasp of the English language. When your content is being written by native English speakers who have writing degrees, the marginal effect of LSI is overstated; LSI occurs naturally.
More importantly, these articles are written for people. If you use and love LSI content, I’ll help balance out your word densities.
(Case in point -- and I swear I didn’t do this on purpose -- the last few paragraphs reference: LSI, content, articles, written, English language, free-associate, phrases, language, content writing, frequently used words, write articles, sites, native English speakers, writing degrees, word densities)
LSI is great, but it’s also become a fad/buzzword. If you really want me to bold every other phrase in a word document before giving the article to you, I can do that.
/rant
What About Review Copies?
That’s going to work like this:
1. First qualified poster gets a 1,000 word review copy. (I decide who is qualified).
2. I paypal the poster after him $20 (no qualifications). That poster must buy something with the money and then review it.
3. First qualified poster after that guy gets a 2,000 word review copy.
4. Poster after that (no qualifications) gets a free haiku about a topic of their choice.
5. First qualified poster after that to post a really funny joke gets a free 500 words.
6. Then everybody shuts the fuck up.
I will also provide a 5000 word review copy to anyone who is willing to personally write a 5000 word review. You must be a native English speaker and cannot live in a country with an annual GDP per capita under $20,000 according to the World Bank.
What About Bulk Discounts (Bulk > $75)
PMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMme.
I Want Cheaper Articles for Ezine Backlinks
See my other thread.
SEND ME EMAILS DAMNIT
ithinkjengaisagame@gmail.com
