Fucking Clickbank.

BeerNuts

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These people will approve the most retarded eBooks you can think of, but when I apply to sell a legitimate software that I have sold for 2 years they deny me. They claim that they 'used' to accept this kind of software but due to a high return rate they stopped accepting all new programs of the type.

Seriously how high does a return rate have to be for a program that makes it worse than eBooks to jerk your foreskin back on or instructions to make your car run on Hydrogen. Is there some secret I am missing out on to get approved? They wont even let me comment on the ticket.

Maybe I should just write a eBook about getting your foreskin back by building a solar/hydrogen powered dick jerking machine.

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Try DigitalRiver or 2CO.

and yes, all my software's are on CB, you'll need a refund rate of less than 15% and chargeback rate less than 1%.
 
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Its been sold via e-junkie and paypal for a few years now. Refund rate is less than 1% for sure. I just want clickbank's support for all the affiliates they have. I wrote the f'ers a new support ticket since they auto closed my other one after the deny. We will see how that goes.

mpbiz, Scraping/Lead gen software.
 
look up their phone number and call them, thats how you'll get the best results
 
BeerNuts said:
Seriously how high does a return rate have to be for a program that makes it worse than eBooks to jerk your foreskin back on or instructions to make your car run on Hydrogen. Is there some secret I am missing out on to get approved? They wont even let me comment on the ticket.

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The refund rate is most likely high because shitheads will download the software and then refund it immediately.

You can get around this by providing a hardcopy/shippable version in addition to the download.

The refund policy requires the buyer to return the hardcopy which most are too lazy to do...thus lowering refund rates. Unsure if this will make a difference to CB for this particular product but doesn't hurt to try.

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clyde said:
you'll need a refund rate of less than 15% and chargeback rate less than 1%.
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I have a hard time believing that some of the products on CB can achieve that. Especially shit in the IM niche where the people buying know they can just turn around and refund it right after. I assumed most of the bizops/MMO stuff on CB had more around a 30% refund rate.
 
clyde said:
Try DigitalRiver or 2CO.

and yes, all my software's are on CB, you'll need a refund rate of less than 15% and chargeback rate less than 1%.
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Hi Clyde

I have been using Market Samurai for few weeks. Yes I saw that's quite slow and complicated to get straight search of EMD keyword with good local searches.

Been googling about your UNF. I am curios is your software is updated regularly to meet Google's newest policies.

Secondly is all the keywords harvested from Google keyword tool or other search engines as well.

It's 2013, I hope this is still kicking. I need to test this out to see if it really beats MS.

Thank
Stan
 
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