Fucking Fat Chicks



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Get really drunk.

Wake up and feel bad, and not just because of the hang over.

Those are the basics. Mo fuckers gotta do what they gotta do.
 
It's true their vaginas are very large but that's what their buttholes are for. The one thing I love about boning fat chicks is that because they're so happy just to be getting fucked you can do all of the degrading things to them that you see in porn and they don't mind. Good luck bros.
 
It's true their vaginas are very large but that's what their buttholes are for. The one thing I love about boning fat chicks is that because they're so happy just to be getting fucked you can do all of the degrading things to them that you see in porn and they don't mind. Good luck bros.

I just fapped reading that.

I heard that fat chicks give great head. Can anyone confirm?
 
I just fapped reading that.

I heard that fat chicks give great head. Can anyone confirm?

Will also confirm. They also fuck like it's the last time they're going to fuck. Generally speaking the experience has been positive for the occasional fling.
 
The funny part is, that's a pretty standard point of view for someone who isn't getting enough. So your post says more about you than the fatties you're turning down.

Go live in Thailand, the Philippines, Hong Kong or wherever where you can have any chick you want whenever you want. 95% chance that after a year or two you start looking at midgets and asking yourself, "Hey, I've never fucked a midget before. Wonder what it's like."

Seriously, if all you do is bone hot chicks all of the time, it's boring. Most are total morons. And on top of that, even if they shovel shit all day, they want you to bow down and worship the ground they walk on.

Believe me, I've spent a lot of time in Asia and you can have smoking hot super-models every night if you want. After awhile you start fucking midgets, blind girls, deaf girls, fat chicks, or whatever just to have some variety.

What would you rather have, some smoking hot model who lays there like a starfish or some fatty who will blow you like a pro?

As an example, there are more than a few "blow job bars" in Bangkok. Basically, you walk in, order a beer, pick a girl, and she blows you while you kick back and relax. Want to take bets on who gives beter service, the fatties or the hotties?
 
Fat Chick + Dentures = BEST GUM JOB EVER!!!



ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!



I was 19 when I was first in the Philippines and this gal I was with POPPED her upper teeth and then covered her mouth. It GROSSED me out!!! I hooked up with a different gal.


When I was in my late twenties I hooked up with a gal who had false uppers due to a car accident. I didn't leave this time and I was PISSED at myself for NOT hooking up with the Filipino Chick back when I was 19!!! Not having teeth SCRAPE across the top of my dick was GREAT!!


Then about 10 years ago I hooked up with a lady in her late 50's who had false uppers and lowers. That was the SHIT!!!


The women I've been with either TOOTH me RAW if they try to take all of me or if there was no toothing they would only be taking like HALF my dick.


DENTURES = FULL DICK and NO TOOTHING = BEST BLOW/GUM JOB PERIOD!!


So, don't you Young'ns be afraid of those Cougars with false teeth. Be MORE than willing to give them the opportunity to be bobb'n on your throbb'n Fountain of Youth.


Back when I first came here I posted on the Hummer technique for her pleasure. So, I guess it's only fitting I should now be telling you young guy about the "Gummer" for your pleasure!!



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Hey Pewep.............when were you in Alabama? Did the misses know, or was this her?


Glad to see you had some fun while there!!!!



Lulz


P.S. There were NO FAT chicks involved with the Gum Jobs I've gotten. Most of my women have been under 5' 3" tall and they all weighed less than 120 lbs.

DISCLAIMER: I have banged a "couple" of Plump Women and though the outside of their vaginas looked LARGE, they were actually SURPRISINGLY tight!!
 
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