Fucking Rich Jerk.. LOL

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So a friend forwarded me this "newsletter" from RJ. Anyone mind telling me how the fuck you can have bad credit and be rich at the same time?

Haven't been here in a few days but had to share this :repuke:.
Dear Loser,

I'm hammered right now on Grey Goose, OJ, and Red Stripe.

And I'm about to hook up with this chick, and my email quota for this month says I need to send this email before midnight tonight, cuz I'm gonna pay a sh*tload of money whether I send it or not.

So I'm gonna keep this short.

I have a new website with a new Rich Jerk product you should check out:

FUCK YOU if you think I'm including his links!

So check it out, or not. I don't care. I know I'll make $30k minimum from this email no matter what.

But whatever.

My new site is about how I make a TON of money in Real Estate. You think I make a lot from Internet Marketing? No way. That's pennies compared to what I make in Real Estate.

And you know what? I have sh*tty credit, and I don't use any of my own money. And thats exactly what I'm gonna show you how to do here:

FUCK YOU if you think I'm including his links!

So anyway, I gotta get back to this party. The music is pumpin, security is keeping out the dudes, and I'm about to get my swerve on.

Later losers.

RJ
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I know several real estate investors that have shitty credit because of how often their credit is pulled and how much leveraging they do of their lines of credit for more investing. One of them had a bankruptcy 2 years ago because a business partner stole $1 million and disappeared and he currently has 14 $1.5 million spec homes going. If you know how to play the system and who to go to for money, it's really not hard.
 
Dear Loser,

I'm hammered right now on Grey Goose, OJ, and Red Stripe.

And I'm about to hook up with this chick, and my email quota for this month says I need to send this email before midnight tonight, cuz I'm gonna pay a sh*tload of money whether I send it or not.
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being drunk on greygoose & redstripe and still have the uncanny ability to type proper grammar and punctuation is amazing :P
 
mmmmmmmmmmm Red Stripe is my favorite... My roomate decided to make me start recycling last week so here is a picture i took of my kitchen 5 minutes ago :)

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hi, i received the same e mail today..he is such a blowhard one of these days everyone will tire of his mouth and go away. i had subscribed to his plan and went along with him for about 6 month, but when he got down to slamming and making fun of mentally challenged people that was the end for me. you can have bad credit and be loaded. my x husband is a multi millionaire and has:cool2: toilet credit rating. money speaks ..... unfortunately i got -0- as i said money talks...!!:female:
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hi, i recieved the same butffck today i am such a blowjob. i had subscribed to my ass and went along its ridge for 5monts but when got slamming me hard in my end it was the end 4 me. my x husband doesnt know it, but i'm mentally retarded. :female:
 
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