Funny Comments Left on WP Blogs

[Garrett]

I just got this one in and had a LOL to myself.

<blah>.....Besides there are no African American children in their commercials,so why give my money to a company who doesn't believe their product will work on an black children. Evidentally it is only meant for whites because that's who is showcased in their commercials. I told them to test their product in a predominantly African American school if they're not too afraid. The rep told me that the software is not magic, but that parents have to do their part also. I am aware of that, I am not ignorant,I only earned a Masters Degree in Political Science and a Bachelors in Accounting. Again, the rep assumed because I was black I was stupid and didn't participate in my childs education.

Any funny ones you guys have stuck in moderation?

 

[stick2Herbs]

Not really funny, but some fucktard thought it'd be a great idea to try to promote some shitty clickbank product. I didn't really care, just removed his comment. Then the motherfucker bombs me with more comments like

Why did you remove my comment, it provides more value than other comments you approve. ANyways, here is the <get rich quick scheme>

Still didn't care, but that fucker kept bombarding me. So I reported that fucking douche to clickbank and got an email back then next day telling me hes been taken care of.

Doubt he even got any sales with scrapebox spam.

 

[clockwork84]

Not really funny, but some fucktard thought it'd be a great idea to try to promote some shitty clickbank product. I didn't really care, just removed his comment. Then the motherfucker bombs me with more comments like



Still didn't care, but that fucker kept bombarding me. So I reported that fucking douche to clickbank and got an email back then next day telling me hes been taken care of.

Doubt he even got any sales with scrapebox spam.

I got the same spam. I got pretty annoyed after the third time.

 

[nvanprooyen]

Not really funny, but some fucktard thought it'd be a great idea to try to promote some shitty clickbank product. I didn't really care, just removed his comment. Then the motherfucker bombs me with more comments like



Still didn't care, but that fucker kept bombarding me. So I reported that fucking douche to clickbank and got an email back then next day telling me hes been taken care of.

Doubt he even got any sales with scrapebox spam.

I have one clown that resubmits that same comment on one of my blogs like 3 times a week, just like that. It mysteriously stopped, wonder if it was the same person.

This kind of thing:

Why have you taken out my comment? It's actually valuable unlike a lot of the comments posted here... I am going to post it again please dont get rid of it as some individuals will discover it really useful. Hey guys i would like to let you know about this great system i have been using during the last two months called Auto Blog System X. This is probably mainly for the website administrator and also anybody else intrested in making money or starting to publish blogs. I personally made just over $3000 because of this during my first month. It basically is a system that generates blogs for you personally 100% on autopilot that gets you loads of visitors for your site from google and other search engines. Don't take my word for it... Check their website out and i guarantee they will hook you in. Its just amazing LINK REMOVED - Auto Blog System X

I blame ScrapeBox for putting tools into the hands of clowns who don't know how to use them properly.

 

[medicalhumor]

Yep. I get that one too.

I have a site about womens health and I often get women sending me emails of a very personal nature.
They think because I have doctors listed on my site that they can just email me with questions about their smelly bag or that they are trying to get pregnant.

 

[stick2Herbs]

I have one clown that resubmits that same comment on one of my blogs like 3 times a week, just like that. It mysteriously stopped, wonder if it was the same person.

This kind of thing:

I blame ScrapeBox for putting tools into the hands of clowns who don't know how to use them properly.

Haha, thats him Clickbank don't fuck. He also stopped on my blog after I reported him.

 

[Garrett]

Yep. I get that one too.

me too lol

 

[efeezy]

I deleted that one from 3 different sites today. He's a fucking legend.

 

[dchuk]

I wish sweetfunny had never launched scrapebox at bhw

 

[Berto]

My methods to stopping ScrapeBox:

1. Take the 4 seconds to activate and register akismet and whatever other anti-spam tools (akismet works fine for me)
2. Remove anything that might make ScrapeBox think you have a WP footprint (rename the fields and titles on comments.php)
3. Remove the URL portion of the form in your comments.php file.

I seem to get way less in my queue.

 

[Uptime]

. . .
They think because I have doctors listed on my site that they can just email me with questions about their smelly bag or that they are trying to get pregnant.

I LOL.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Decided to go through some of my queues because of this thread.

Why have you deleted my post? It was very beneficial information and i promise atleast 1 person found it helpful unlike the rest of the comments on this website. I’ll post it again. Fed up with getting low amounts of useless visitors for your site? Well i wish to let you know about a new underground tactic that makes me personally $900 daily on 100% AUTOPILOT. I could be here all day and going into detail but why dont you simply check their site out? There is a great video that explains everything. So if your seriously interested in producing quick cash this is the site for you.

Searching for this for some time now – i guess luck is far more advanced than look for engines

Unbelievable, that’s just what I was seeking for! You just saved me alot of digging around

I know just what you mean , life in this day and age is just different then it was before . I mean our great grand parents didn’t concern themselves with this , technology as we know it from many angles makes a lot of things possible . Reckon I might be old fashioned , however I remember back when times were different . People were honest , you could let your kids just go outside and play , and goods weren’t as expensive either . I recon prices are always going to increase , but I just don’t get why we can’t go back to the days when neighbors really cared about each other and actually knew each others names. I guess its a thing of the past , but hey, its a great day to be alive , so I suppose I otta just keep moving forward.

Well, I believe that clears up a couple of issues for me personally. How about anybody else?

 

[AustinP]

There is this one fuck who keeps sending me the same shit from around the world. The second one is a real fucktard!

Hello. My name is Jane. I love your writing style. You need more? I am here for you. I work for free. If you want more work, I am new. You Can Look At Me Here. XXXXXXXXXXXX. Thank You.

Hi. You copied my design. Look at XXXXXXXXXXX and tell me.

 

[Alltimed]

Yeah, but as a newbie to RapeCircle have you ever spammed your own blog? I sure did.

 

[Garrett]

If you get a ton of spam, use WordPress › Bad Behavior « WordPress Plugins + Akismet

 

[seowheel]

HAI GUYS SOMEONE LEFT ME A FUNNY LOOK COMMENT WHAT IS THIS ? IS THIS UPGRADES LOL

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[Grindstone]

Thanks for the footies, keep em coming.

 

[ncmedia]

When WP first started being exploited I got hammered pretty bad on a personal blog and the anti-spam plugins didn't work nearly as well then - one of the main reasons I just closed the fucker, front page now reads:

"COMING SOON - Actually, I'm lying... this site is NOT launching soon. It launched, it did its rounds, it got abused, spammed, injected, commented and tagged to hell, and basically killed. Was bloggin' fun? Meh, not really."

 

[profitaddiction]

A few of my sites are getting hit with this every day:

pimp

The first time I got the comment I thought it was one of my friends just being a douche but it's a spammer.

 

[profitaddiction]

Great way to start my day!

Some time before, I really needed to buy a building for my firm but I didn’t earn enough money and could not order something. Thank heaven my friend suggested to try to get the loan (their link) from trustworthy bank. So, I acted that and used to be satisfied with my auto loan.