One of my buddies who runs an SEO company got this email forwarded to him by his client.
Is this guy really threatening to come down there and beat them up? Shit is hilarious.Hello,
This is a request asking you to quit spamming the website (THEIRWEBSITE) comments section with real estate links. We offer affordable advertising if you wish to promote your product. This is a friendly request. If we see your spam in the comments section again, we will assume
it to be advertising and sent you a monthly statement.
Whatever program or bot you're using to do this, please take (THEIRWEBSITE) off the spam list.
We hope this matter is clear and complete. We don't like resorting to sending our associates out (here's a hint, when you spam someone with a clickable link, it provides your e-mail information and address...we know you who are and where you're at.) to collect. They are rather rough in their tactics and usually resort to physical methods to obtain their commissions.
We know where Keller Williams is. WE know who you are. Either stop the spam stuff, or we send our "associates" to collect and do whatever else they deem appropriate.
Regards,
The staff and management of (THEIRWEBSITE)