Girl Finds Mom's "Pleasure Item", Gets It Stuck

[JMan1234]

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year?

 

[Reive]

Rectum:
VIAL OF BATH SALTS

Someone is gonna have a good time.

 

[yellowarrior]

I went "cockring deep" ....

 

[productionhead]

 

[Cystomatic]

Gosh, that are some horny people.

I remember seeing all that shit on 4chan, where men were using electricity to ejaculate, the other guy put a LED light down his penis hole, just to illuminate it lol, some put bees and wasps in their anuses and shit like that. Funny, to be honest.

 

[fixie]

I just thought of this:
Your moms anal beads are made of NML Cygni, WOH G64, VX Sagittarii and VY Canis Majoris.
Is it any good?

 

[onkelmicha]

"PATIENT STATES SHE SLIPPED & FELL ONTO A TOY TRUCK WHILE CLEANING"

 

[SirKonstantine]

"PATIENT STATES SHE SLIPPED & FELL ONTO A TOY TRUCK WHILE CLEANING"

Love how the writer is yelling that one at you.

 

[onkelmicha]

Woman:

So I cam straight out of the shower after a wild masturbation session with my new anal toy and was dripping wet , I walked into our bedroom where we have tiled floor and my feet was wet since I didn't grab a towel after the shower.. What I didn't know was tha my son had been playing with his he-man toys and left greyskull castle in the middle of the floor, I didn't not notice it until slipped on skeletor and I "accidentally" slipped my young tight virgin butt hole on castel greyskull.

Nurse:

Ohhh, well no problem let's just take you over to the superslutsechtomy deparment, they are specialist on ho's.

-M

 

[donyniceguy]

haha...a daughter seem want it too, why don't share.. lol