God Bless The Sucker Born Every Minute

[Angel of Wealth]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube - Comfort Wipe Commercial[/ame]

 

[robfantasy]

lololol

 

[sampunk]

ppl use it to wipe their ass right?

 

[medicalhumor]

already posted weeks ago

 

[Fatbat]

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/61967-my-gift-giving-dilemmas-over.html

If you're too fat to wipe your own ass, what are you supposed to do? This is like a blessing from heaven. I bet they sell a few million of these.

 

[ayzo]

I still prefer the toilets that shoot water up your ass.

 

[dschus]

Please tell me there is an affiliate program.

I wish Facebook Demographics had the option to set a weight range.

Male/Female
Within The United States
Ages 13-75
Weight: 240-800lbs.

 

[LogicFlux]

I wipe my ass with the remote.

 

[guysmy]

i like how that women talks about retaining her dignity while having a cameo in an ass wipe commercial.

 

[amanda11]

I see it now, fat mother fuckers who can't reach their assholes. Good niche product I must say.

 

[Roundabout]

What keywords do you use for this?

"Too fat to wipe my own ass, need help"

"Toilet paper alternatives"?? Whats that get, 1 search a month?

It's a great niche product, just trying to think how to get the word out.

 

[greenleaves]

this would be great as a follow up email to accai offers.

First send the accai offer. Then once they unsubscribe from the re-bill, you blast 'em with this and other XXXL clothing offers.

'Hey Lardo, can't get skinny? Well, atleast you can wipe your own ass now!'

muahahahah :evil_laughter:

 

[HarveyJ]

What keywords do you use for this?

"Too fat to wipe my own ass, need help"

"Toilet paper alternatives"?? Whats that get, 1 search a month?

It's a great niche product, just trying to think how to get the word out.

Tag it with weight loss keywords.
No, really.You'll stand out from competitors because you're offering ass wiping instead of the same old weightloss pills.