Google Algorithm Update Explained

[samgeneric]

if(site="ezine.com"){rank=-15;}

 

[lschmidt]

ever programmed before?

 

[samgeneric]

Man, not enough. It's just a joke.

 

[lschmidt]

Man, not enough. It's just a joke.

lol you edited your post to remove the extra parentheses?

still got a couple more errors though...

 

[samgeneric]

Yeah, I did. Lol, thank people don't hire me to program stuff. Hahaha!

 

[justo_tx]

if(site="ezine.com"){rank=-15;}

lol you edited your post to remove the extra parentheses?

still got a couple more errors though...

lol, should be...

if(site="ezine.com"){rank-=15;}

Unless you we're thinking that the ezine should be 16 positions before 1

Where's Sergay Brin, I want my google stock options damnit!

 

[megatabbers]

lol, should be...

if(site=="ezine.com"){rank-=15;}

Unless you we're thinking that the ezine should be 16 positions before 1

Where's Sergay Brin, I want my google stock options damnit!

Fixed that for 'ya.

 

[dreamache]

if(site=="ezine.com")
rank-=15;

 

[justo_tx]

if(site=="ezine.com")
rank-=15;

ternary for the terseness!

site.rank = site.name == "ezine.com" ? site.rank -15 : site.rank;

 

[Pr0xyhub]

gayest thread of the year award

 

[Positive Carry]

gayest thread of the year award

This...

 

[justo_tx]

gayest thread of the year award

Don't be hatin' just cause you think HTML is a programming language.

 

[Versus]

If it makes op feel better, i lol'd.

 

[JCash]

Coding is easy, comedy is hard.

 

[W3Solutions]

Hey lol, i'd be using this code in my php header for my new sites ! thanks.

 

[juntao65]

foreach( $sitename_list as $sitename){
if($sitename == 'ezine.com'){ increase_rank(-15); }
}

where $sitename_list is a predefined array and increase_rank() is a function which takes in integers.

back to mindlessly surfing internetz.

 

[mattseh]

inb4 uplinked with map/reduce....

pages = [page.rank -= 15 for site in pages if 'ezinearticles.com' in page.url]

 

[Eldarion]

Well I dunno anything about programming and I thought it funny OP

 

[cardine]

inb4 uplinked with map/reduce....

pages = [page.rank -= 15 for site in pages if 'ezinearticles.com' in page.url]

lol I have a programming midterm tomorrow and about a third of it is map/reduce.

 

[turbolapp]

gayest thread of the year award

Nothing like a bunch of geeks to ruin a good geek joke.