Google will eat itself and I will piss on its dead carcass

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Cocksmokers smartpriced me. Just hit 50% CTR after a 2 week campain and then wham.

I swear these are some stupid egotistical motherfuckers. I've been watching these bitches redefine the web "in their own image" for over 5 years. Every piece of shit SEO declaration has came down from them. You gotta do "this" or "that" for good SERPS! Fuck you. Dumbasses forgot who brought them to the dance.

I am officially declaring war against Hajii and his assinine algorithm. Hell, I have books on AI from the 70's that run circles around their shit.

I will be putting on my black hat, ski mask, and gloves on. You don't like spam? Tough. That's the price you pay for your fucking sandbox and smartpricing. I am going to shit in your sandbox and your little kids will play in it, and when your kids come in from playing in my toilet they will hug and kiss you and you will taste my wrath.

I will set up proxies, and pay some hajii's to click on mesothilioma for 8 hours a day for 10 cents an hour. OK maybe not but I will be CLOAKING 30-50k worth of bullshit generated content on each of my arbi pages, and you WILL NOT find out.

Worseless bitches
 


Thanks, I feel better, but if I had a dog I would have spraypainted those gay rainbow letters on him and kicked him off the porch. I mean, a man can only take so much. I've got good, informative, white hat niche sites, a couple with no ads because they were fun sites for me, that rank in the top 10 in 2 weeks on Y!/AOL/MSN, because they are good for the "user." Now I gotta wait 6 months on Google? Does that make any rational sense? Yes it does when you follow the money, they want you to Adwords until you're out. Unless webmasters start to see this and call google out, it will continue. Capitalism runs both ways though.
 
Smartpricing only lasts for 30 days or less at one shot.. BUT it can happen more than once to any account, so even if you were smart priced once, it may happen again!
 
smartpricing is re-evaluated once per week

switch over to YPN in a meantime. That's why it's good to have 2 accounts. Can't wait for MSN to roll out their publisher service too.

On the other hand - think from advertiser perspective. The fact is that publisher network is shit, and doesn't convert for shit. Be happy that you only get smartpriced if you send shit traffic. YPN bans outright.
 
Sorry, I was threadcrapping my own post and was referring to the sandbox about the 6 mo. comment. I will wait a week to prepare my infodigital troops and secure my hypertext battlements with content of mass destruction, then re-roll my arbi campaigns.

Seriously, is anyone cloaking for arbi to get away from the content police?
 
Yeah google sure is gay, i like how i have to pay 1.00 for an adwords keyword that has no ads on it, that sure makes sense
 
What is all this talk about cloaking in arbi? What's the point?

smartpricing occurs if you send shit traffic that doesn't convert for advertisers, not because of content, as far as I'm aware
 
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Cocksmokers smartpriced me. Just hit 50% CTR after a 2 week campain and then wham.

I swear these are some stupid egotistical motherfuckers. I've been watching these bitches redefine the web "in their own image" for over 5 years. Every piece of shit SEO declaration has came down from them. You gotta do "this" or "that" for good SERPS! Fuck you. Dumbasses forgot who brought them to the dance.

I am officially declaring war against Hajii and his assinine algorithm. Hell, I have books on AI from the 70's that run circles around their shit.

I will be putting on my black hat, ski mask, and gloves on. You don't like spam? Tough. That's the price you pay for your fucking sandbox and smartpricing. I am going to shit in your sandbox and your little kids will play in it, and when your kids come in from playing in my toilet they will hug and kiss you and you will taste my wrath.

I will set up proxies, and pay some hajii's to click on mesothilioma for 8 hours a day for 10 cents an hour. OK maybe not but I will be CLOAKING 30-50k worth of bullshit generated content on each of my arbi pages, and you WILL NOT find out.

Worseless bitches
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bleh, smartpricing = good solution to shitty traffic. if your sending shitty traffic that doesn't convert and advertisers continue to pay a premium for it they will stop bidding on the content network... lots and lots of people dont use the content network already so they have to do something.
 
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