Greatest Marketer Online?

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someone's gotta call this guy...

and remember: "Every Day You Wait is Every Day You Lose"
 
Just found the owner of the program. Now THIS guy has got his shit together.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIkpNiX0kIA"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]
 
The guy in the OP could drive someone to suicide. Someone should monetize him as part of a euthanasia service product.

"Euthanasia DVDs". We teach you how to get depressed, capitalize on your depression, and completely end your life. Only $29.99, and you can even order at 3 AM.
 
Holy fuck ... it's my high school computer science teacher doing IM.

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... I knew it.
 
All of these self-branded "coaches" recommend doing video instead of publishing text content. This can be a really bad idea. (duh!)

In the parlance of the first video subject "I thought I'd do a video instead of ... writin' " (editor's note: BAD idea that) Anyway, he continues with "Innywun kin ... uh ... write."

No. Nuh uh.

All of these gurus selling ebooks about selling ebooks about making money selling ebooks need to shut the fuck up about all of this "You need to brand yourself ... You need to use your real name and photograph. Video marketing is where it's at."

No. If your teeth are black and you can't speak coherently and you look like a stupid fuck on video, you need to learn some "writin' " if you want to market online.

And no, just because you surf, have long hair and can talk endlessly about yourself does not mean you publish video that is useful for others. No one gives a fuck about your lifestyle.

This Warrior Forum "brand yourself" shit spawns some hilarious results though. Thanks for the laugh. Obviously some people should *lern some writin"*
 
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