Grindstone, That Cracka Be Blowing Everyone

Grindstone

Sofa King Re: Tar Dead
May 13, 2008
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Here's the dealio...

As a few of you guys know I sell SEO and I'm about to Stop SEO...

Why? I made enough money through selling SEO to start my dream biz in the gay porn fluffer field...

Anywho, the time it takes to get fully approved for my USC 2257 (like it matters since they couldn't even notice Ron Jeremy) means that I'm going to be practicing blowing dicks for a good six weeks; so I decided to keep busy...

So what am I going to do?

I'm going to teach everyone how to blow giant cocks like I did through an online school.

So...

I'm just curious what would you guys think is a fair blow job price?

[It'll be on a per blow job basis]

It's going to include deep throating, cum management, how to give rim jobs with force, multi-dick sampling, pricing ideas, swallowing resources, and general faggotry tactics.

I took my deep throat training from the truck stop (as an employee) and turned it into a $5-$8 a month net profit dick swallowing biz in a matter of 3 minutes and I can show everyone else how to be this fucking ghey too.

This is NOT how to get rich blowing dicks since I didn't do that. It's simply how to make a career out of gargling big black cocks as fast as possible... Possibly using it as a stepping stone to your goat felching business (which is what I'm doing).

Some of the lessons will be cumfaced,, there may be a little crying, a little brutal forced rape, but the end result will be simple... I'll take you from straight to gay.

Point being is this:

1. I'm divesting myself from the amount of time it takes to gargle new cocks.

2. I still want to make money from the dicks I've blown and will blow (while staying mostly gay) so I'm willing to start a blow job school that I can do in the meantime (which obviously is less intensive than spending 10 hours a day gargling and swallowing)...

So WFers, how much should I charge per blowjob?

I want it to be under $7 a blowjob.

Discuss

Here are some of my favorite Dicks for your time:

P.S. If I'm even more incoherent than usual it's because I'm totally full of jizz and the ex-lax hasn't kicked in yet.

Just kidding about the dicks, this post was way beyond gay already....
 
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I don't know why, but I feel I've read this thread before? This must be one of those deja vu days... first I keep thinking I've seen people drowning, and now this.

I'm going to go and lay down before I hurt myself.

(Edit: Ah, I remember the thread now, Grindstone be a troll'n soupyone :p )
 
Hey guys, this person is a scammer. I paid him and he never did what he said he would do.

I have filed a Paypal dispute, and will update this thread when I hear back from them.

SCAMMMMER! BUYER BEWARE!!
 
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Hey guys, this person is a scammer. I paid him and he never did what he said he would do.

I have filed a Paypal dispute, and will update this thread when I hear back from them.

SCAMMMMER! BUYER BEWARE!!

Bullshit.

I paid him and he delivered. Oh boy, did he ever deliver...
 
This forum gets more abstract by the day...

Its a lot more fun on prescription drugs for the mind.

Just like how Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas miraculously makes sense automagically after you smoke the ganjaz.

Understand now?