Haha... New use for the shamwow?

[Phre0nBurn]

Copy of an AIM conversation I am having with a chick I know right now...

[22:06] girl: haha
[22:06] girl: i gotttttttta peeeeeeeee
[22:06] girl: but i dont wanna get up lol
[22:07] makexyouxsinn: hahaha
[22:07] makexyouxsinn: get one of those heavy maxi pads and see if itll hold everything
[22:07] makexyouxsinn: or invest in some good daipers
[22:07] makexyouxsinn: problem solved.
[22:08] girl: hahahahahahahahha
[22:08] girl: omfg.
[22:08] makexyouxsinn:
[22:08] girl: your grooossee
[22:08] girl: haha
[22:08] makexyouxsinn: lol
[22:08] girl: some depends
[22:08] makexyouxsinn: i know.
[22:08] girl: extra support
[22:08] girl: hahah
[22:08] makexyouxsinn: lol
[22:08] makexyouxsinn: if you drink a lot, like when youre getting drunk, line the diaper with 5 or 6 maxi pads to help hold everything
[22:08] makexyouxsinn: oh oh oh oh!!!!!!
[22:09] makexyouxsinn: Shamwow!
[22:09] girl: hahaha
[22:09] makexyouxsinn: You can use the shamwow!!!

 

[HarveyJ]

Pity you can't post unobvious affiliate links in an AIM convo, hey?
Oh, I suppose there's TinyURL...

Anyway, at least she had a reasonable response, and called you out on the gross.
I'm wondering where this conversation would have gone if she actually got interested by this idea, and asked to subscribe to your monthly newsletter on the topic.

 

[Phre0nBurn]

That would be funny, if I did indeed have a Shamwow affiliate account.

Then again, due to recent events, I am now entertaining the idea of being a sales rep for shamwow, as I believe I have a natural inkling for selling the product, and coming up with new uses.

Emergency diaper.
Emergency tampon.
Murder scene cleaner.
Bukkake cleanup.

And of course, there are even more amazing uses for the Shamwow!

In a pinch, you can tear a piece off and shove it up your girlfriend for use as a contraceptive!

Roll it up and insert it into the rectum to prevent diarrhea!

You can even save water by shutting off the water to your toilet and simply placing a folded Shamwow inside! When it gets full, throw it away and use another!

 

[Janaic]

Very creative ideas.. sicko. JK.

 

[Trigger]

hahaha I lol'd

 

[MDSandB]

That would be funny, if I did indeed have a Shamwow affiliate account.

Then again, due to recent events, I am now entertaining the idea of being a sales rep for shamwow, as I believe I have a natural inkling for selling the product, and coming up with new uses.

Emergency diaper.
Emergency tampon.
Murder scene cleaner.
Bukkake cleanup.

And of course, there are even more amazing uses for the Shamwow!

In a pinch, you can tear a piece off and shove it up your girlfriend for use as a contraceptive!

Roll it up and insert it into the rectum to prevent diarrhea!

You can even save water by shutting off the water to your toilet and simply placing a folded Shamwow inside! When it gets full, throw it away and use another!

I would love to subscribe to your creative newsletter and get more of these wacky updates regularly. ROFL