Well, besides Gary *cough* Thieming this motherfucker (guy owes me at least $30K), I was quite delighted to see that Jaguar Sales LLC (I worked for them for ~10 months about 3-4 years ago) is getting sued/got sued (or something like that). One of my old friends from crew shared me this link recently. It's quite a daunting legal read that I really don't have time for, ut I thought it was so full of LOL that I had to share. I read about 3/4 and I can say they are 100% TRUE.
I think this may be a fitting story since we are all in sales and can hopefully relate in some strange way or another, but in the very least, I can get my sweet-sweet SEO revenge.
A little backstory: Jaguar Sales is a door-to-door sales company that hires young people (like me) to make them tons of money (they just don't payout), campaigning door-to-door, state-to-state, selling inflated magazine subscriptions. WHile this was one of my earlier exposures to direct response and a great experience in certain ways, IT WAS FUCKED UP in many other. I know, because I did that shit and was a part of it for a long time. But I'm all good now.
First, here's the motherfucker in question, Steve Barcel:
Second... here is about 1/4 of the receipts I kept a hold of for novelty.
...and here is the average order size (these aren't even double-bookers). My single biggest sale was $1200 from this cool ass guy (who ran a string of tanning salons and laundry mats) who blazed us out of our minds all day. good times).
Lol at the $15 P&H.
I rememeber they tested it, well I tested it, but they had FAR fewer people notice the $15 P&H as opposed to the old $12.50. Not sure why, but I guess the $.50¢ catches the eye or so?
Hahaha I still have more than 250 receipts in that stack in the pic above... and that is seriously only like 1/4 of the totals. I lost many along my travels and threw many more away.
Anyways like I said earlier, here is the link my buddy shared with me recently, but first, here is Steve's Real Estate testimonial, which is so full of LOL I am crying right now:
The Steve Barcel link to the above pic.
Hahahaha anyways, here are the court papers, which I can vouch are 100% true. By the time I left this thing, I was dropped at O'Hare and had to buy my own ticket home. I didn't come home with a single penny... my ticket was bought out of MY savings account from my job at the movie theater before all this.
Here it is quoted so you dont have to click over to that gay website. Next post.. too long.
I think this may be a fitting story since we are all in sales and can hopefully relate in some strange way or another, but in the very least, I can get my sweet-sweet SEO revenge.
A little backstory: Jaguar Sales is a door-to-door sales company that hires young people (like me) to make them tons of money (they just don't payout), campaigning door-to-door, state-to-state, selling inflated magazine subscriptions. WHile this was one of my earlier exposures to direct response and a great experience in certain ways, IT WAS FUCKED UP in many other. I know, because I did that shit and was a part of it for a long time. But I'm all good now.
First, here's the motherfucker in question, Steve Barcel:

Second... here is about 1/4 of the receipts I kept a hold of for novelty.

...and here is the average order size (these aren't even double-bookers). My single biggest sale was $1200 from this cool ass guy (who ran a string of tanning salons and laundry mats) who blazed us out of our minds all day. good times).

Lol at the $15 P&H.
I rememeber they tested it, well I tested it, but they had FAR fewer people notice the $15 P&H as opposed to the old $12.50. Not sure why, but I guess the $.50¢ catches the eye or so?
Hahaha I still have more than 250 receipts in that stack in the pic above... and that is seriously only like 1/4 of the totals. I lost many along my travels and threw many more away.
Anyways like I said earlier, here is the link my buddy shared with me recently, but first, here is Steve's Real Estate testimonial, which is so full of LOL I am crying right now:

The Steve Barcel link to the above pic.
Hahahaha anyways, here are the court papers, which I can vouch are 100% true. By the time I left this thing, I was dropped at O'Hare and had to buy my own ticket home. I didn't come home with a single penny... my ticket was bought out of MY savings account from my job at the movie theater before all this.
Here it is quoted so you dont have to click over to that gay website. Next post.. too long.