Halloween Special! Any Graphic $47 or less! All work guaranteed!

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designmaster09

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I don't mean to offend but looking at the little poster you have made there makes we never want to buy a design from you ever. Ever.

Not only is the layout bad, but do you think people are turned on by drawing of a semi naked 50 year old with a broom?

Good luck bro, you'll need it
 
None taken bro. Don't have a lot of time to piss away on a flyer. Also didn't think anyone would be turned on by the woman, more of a halloween joke. Although I do appreciate your opinion, perhaps you should take a look at my portfolio before you make any hasty decisions on who to buy graphics from.

Cheers,
DJ
 
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None taken bro. Don't have a lot of time to piss away on a flyer. Also didn't think anyone would be turned on by the woman, more of a halloween joke. Although I do appreciate your opinion, perhaps you should take a look at my portfolio before you make any hasty decisions on who to buy graphics from.

Cheers,
DJ
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OK well I've looked at your portfolio and trust me it's not much better.

I've sold my design services before and I understand the market so don't try tell me that your work is worth anything.

I probably shouldn't really bother put here is - honest advice:

1) Sell design at DigitalPoint, they pay for shit, this money will keep you afloat while you learn how to design

2) Read a fucking book, seriously there are loads of design books. It doesn't even have to be web design, the more artistic the better

3) Read some good design blogs:
Smashing Magazine
Speckyboy Design Magazine
Web Designer Wall - Design Trends and Tutorials
But don't just read apply what you know and learn as go.

4) Then come back here and offer some free review copies to get some feedback on your service if they are positive, then well done now you might have a chance.


Note: Not everything can be learnt. Some people are naturally good at some stuff. I've barely read a design book in by life but I have an eye for colour and layout. That's why I started selling landing pages here (I've stopped now but may start up again). However despite that I'm pretty rubbish at logo design. Stick to what you know until you really know something.
 
Although I appreciate you taking time out of your busy day to critique my work but the fact that you say it isn't worth anything and continue to be a complete dick just because, truly contradicts the hundreds of satisfied customers I have had and the thousands of dollars I have made selling my "worthless" designs.
So while I do have better things to do with my time then bicker back and forth with a washed up landing page designer, I thought you deserved a reply. Enjoy the rest of your day, and should anyone else here at WF need a quality design then let me know.

Fuck you very much,
DJ
 
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