Have you ever KO'd someone?

TechS

TechS

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For all the shit talking and dick swinging that goes on here, who has actually knocked another man unconscious under duress of battle?

Now that I'm older and have much too lose, the idea of getting in streetfights is preposterous and abhorrent.

As a younger man things were different.
 


1st - This is the interwebs, everyone has knocked multiple people out...many much larger than themselves.

2nd - This is WF, home to the largest concentration of internet ballers, gangsters, and hard knocks.

The chances that any member of this forum has NOT knocked out MULTIPLE soft ass bitches is slim to none. Now, those sucker ass bitches over at WaFo are another story.
 
Odd question. It's not really proof of toughness or anything. Just that you hit someone in one of the spots that causes enough rotation or acceleration to either spin their brain, or make it crash into the skull wall.

I knocked someone out accidentally. They were running up behind me, and I spun around to see what was coming, and hit their jaw with my elbow by pure chance.
 
I once knocked out a guy who had a gun just by looking at him while I was fucking his girl in my tigerskin covered rolls royce.
 
(inb4 cool story bro). I've certainly lived in some shitty areas, went to college in Providence, RI so I know how to defend myself (night clubs are wild, we'd drink underage and rage our balls off in most bars, was fun, would repeat again). One time I was outside ordering some street meat when some fuck face cut me in line and I told his girlfriend he was a fag or and he started shit, so I punched him in the face and knocked him out. (here is a tip in self-defense, if you smell just a little of bit of trouble starting, be the first mother fucker to swing and don't fucking stop swinging) It turned out I went to the same school as him and funny thing was we were cool about it afterwards.
 
The only faggot I've ever knocked out was my brother... And oh boy did he have it coming.

Two by fours, boys, there's nothing more satisfying.
 
When I was younger I use to stay away from fights until it was sorted put. Once the guy was on the floor or 2-3 people were holding his hands then I was first to punch. I love to hide behind someone's back. I use the same tactic in workplace. I never stand for myself and try to sort out things using others.
 
I've been knocked out by my head sensei or whatever at my karate place. He was doing a demonstration to all the students and parents then chose me and roundhouse kicked me right in the gut and I fucking flew across the room lol. I was like 13
 
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I've been knocked out by my head sensei or whatever at my karate place. He was doing a demonstration to all the students and parents then chose me and roundhouse kicked me right in the gut and I fucking flew across the room lol. I was like 13
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Same. Every white belt's first sparring was with our sensei. The first time I threw a side kick to the head sensei swept my other leg and I hit the floor hard, head and back at the same time. Knocked the wind out of me and blanked me out entirely for a few seconds.
 
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