Heard on the Goldman Sachs Elevator...



#1: If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying… because if you’re good at lying, you’re good at everything.

#1: Living my life is like playing Call of Duty on Easy. I just go around and fuck shit up.

This is crazy, it might be a genius marketing ploy... either way it's brilliant and hilarious.
 
Fucking hilarious ass shit. I'm gonna send this to some guys in my office. Nice find.

#1: Groupon… Food stamps for the middle class.
 
Fucking bugs me that a single person would believe this shit is genuine.

Comedy writers.

You can go to work anywhere, Wall Street included, for three years and not hear a single quotable thing on an elevator.

Yet some Goldman bankers are so outrageous and hilarious that people overhearing them can get 130k followers on Twitter?

Cutesy comedy writers.
 
haha, nice. Some epic shit in there.. i like this one: "Money might not buy happiness, but I’ll take my fucking chances."
 
infoslob said:
Fucking bugs me that a single person would believe this shit is genuine.

Comedy writers.

You can go to work anywhere, Wall Street included, for three years and not hear a single quotable thing on an elevator.

Yet some Goldman bankers are so outrageous and hilarious that people overhearing them can get 130k followers on Twitter?

Cutesy comedy writers.
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Not saying this is real, but have you ever been surrounded by the wall street type for a day?
 
Andrew Scherer said:
Pretty entertaining but I doubt its genuine. I really doubt bankers produce that many clever soundbites a day, let alone 1 a month lol.
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You never worked on Wall St. the hilarity that goes on in brokerage firms is amazing.
maybe not the elevator but the shit I've seen in board rooms was hilarious.

Just look up cantor fitzgerald, they sexually harassed a gay guy. Made a fucking video mocking him it was insane.

http://www.thestreet.com/comment/easymoney/29867.html
 
#1: WASPs kiss their kids on the forehead and their dogs on the mouth.

#1: My GF asked me if backwardation is a sexual thing. #2: There's a keeper.

#1: Listerine breath strips. That's like sizzurp for white people.

A#1: Hey asshole, which one of the P90X steps is it where you have to tell everyone in the fucking office that you're doing it?

Ha ha ha
 
jeffrey said:
Not saying this is real, but have you ever been surrounded by the wall street type for a day?
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How does surrounded for a decade sound?

I have a feeling that some hedgefunds where guys who have made plenty of dough but are street stupid might might say cringeworthy stuff, but again, this is the stuff of comedy writing.

And there are plenty of great dudes who work on Wall Street. (Some of the biggest douches in the world, too ... )
 
johnysc430 said:
You never worked on Wall St. the hilarity that goes on in brokerage firms is amazing.
maybe not the elevator but the shit I've seen in board rooms was hilarious.

Just look up cantor fitzgerald, they sexually harassed a gay guy. Made a fucking video mocking him it was insane.

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Getting much warmer. That's more like the Wall Street I know.

I was a clerk on the American and New York Stock Exchange, never worked in a more fun environment, then went "upstairs" to trade on desks. Less derelicts upstairs, for sure, but still a lot of fun. And in the trading world there's nothing so fun as having a few miserable pricks around to rip on.
 
#1: The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.
#2: Our maid does that.

LOL all of them were great :D
 
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