Hello, Boys and Girls!

[Noevilstar]

Hello!
I'm new here, thought I would step in and introduce myself.

I'm a writer from NYC, been in and out of the marketing sector for about 15 years, became privy to the sticky-delicious world of SEO about 2 years ago... now ready to attack my next mission: make millions and millions and trillions of dollars doing what I love.

Such a pleasure to make your virtual acquaintance!

Looking forward to mingling, learning, and degrading bad spellers (careful, I bite).

Star*

ps any tips for your new neighbor is welcome

 

[Dwight Schrute]

ps any tips for your new neighbor is welcome

Show us a photograph of your bare breasts, or leave the site forever.

 

[charlesmartel]

Show the boobs but don't put any stars over them, Star.

 

[faceblogger]

Tits or GTFO

 

[mx=headroom]

Tits or GTFO!

 

[1yerrot]

Giveth a glimpseth of thy mammories or exit the forum expeditiously... ¿¿¿

 

[DanWesson]

ps any tips for your new neighbor is welcome

Read the fucking rules. You've posted the exact same intro twice, and obviously can't read since you cluttered up this gem of a thread with an irrelevant post.

 

[dtea206]

What a warm welcome, treat the lady with some respect. Shame on you.

I didn't see one please in the all the pic requests.

 

[Mike]

 

[Noevilstar]

i'm not free, gentlemen. show me at least ten inches of respect, motherfuckers, and we're in business.

 

[mx=headroom]

i'm not free, gentlemen.

Not what I heard you dirty whore. Now out with the Tittys!

 

[mehrozeakhter]

Show the boobs but don't put any stars over them, Star.

^^ This

 

[lincolndsp]

the shit is shot

 

[CitizenSmif]

People who make their own welcome threads always sound like the people you would least like to meet ever. Especially in IM..

 

[JevounJoleist]

show them every thing but don't do any thing. tempt them

 

[lukep]

 

[jeffrey]

It's 1pm and I'm still too drunk for this.

 

[dc0ded]

Just show the real thing. All are waiting for them.

 

[joevis]

intro thread in pink?

i summon the ban hammer

 

[slickymedia]

intro thread in pink?

i summon the ban hammer

this ^