HELLO WICKEDFIRE!

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mike_oconolly

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Ha, although I am not too fond of the name itself, I prefer HolyFire, I am happy to join your forum.

I discoved this whole scheme of "affiliate marketing" when I discovered my son was buying ringtones with his phone and I was being charged for it. It sure was a silly thing; but I learned how this whole world works...

I am here to reform you gentleman. I want to introduce Jesus Christ into your life and stop such false business practices.

Job 34:3 NIV
The ear tests words as the tongue tastes food.

Consumers are tasting your false work and it is becoming a nuisance.

Bless you all,

Mike O'Conolly
 


Please enjoy your stay here and FUCK OFF!

I'm sorry that wasn't very nice of me....Please FUCK OFF!
 
Sharksfan,

I want to let Jesus Christ come into your heart. I get a sense this forum has no sense with the Holy Ghost.

It is my duty as a Christian to reform and help my fellow brothers. Even if they are selling false goods. I want to save your soul.

God bless,

Mike
 
mike_oconolly said:
Sharksfan,

I want to let Jesus Christ cum in your butt.
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mike_oconolly said:
Sharksfan,

I want to let Jesus Christ come into your heart. I get a sense this forum has no sense with the Holy Ghost.

It is my duty as a Christian to reform and help my fellow brothers. Even if they are selling false goods. I want to save your soul.

God bless,

Mike
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Jesus and I spoke back in 1992. He gave me a waiver. He specifically stated I do not have to bother with any of this religion crap. Moses, Elijah, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster were also in attendance.

If you can prove I do not have a waiver I will listen. Right up until the banhammer falls.

Also, can we please get a flash animation to the tune of "Love Train" but with the words "ban hammer"? That would be awesome...
 
iamthewalrus said:
Make $10000000000000000000000000000000 appear in my bank account.
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[FONT=arial, helvetica]"There will always be poor people in the land. Therefore I command you to be openhanded toward your brothers and toward the poor and needy in your land." Deuteronomy 15:11


My brother Adam has a warehouse in Michigan, I can get you a job there. I am here to help.


God Bless,

Mike
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This thread is shapin up nicely! Post your pic up here so we can Wagen.. errrrrr.. take what to you say to heart
 
I spoke to Jesus just now and I have yet to fulfill my duties. Please, brothers, open your hearts to me. It is MY DUTY to help others.

My own Mother, who I might add is deaf, blind, and borderline retarded, is constantly bombarded with "ACAI" payments each month. I find such trickery to go hand-in-hand with the devil.

Gentlemen,

Mike
 
hahaha

Hey man seriously I have been thinking of rededicating my life to christ....


Can you help me
 
mike_oconolly said:
What can I do to make you boys see the true power of Christ?
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Mike, if you are serious, there's other places where your efforts would be much more efficient. This place is pretty much a spiritual wasteland save for a few. I'll remind you of the verse about casting your pearls before swine and all that.

If you're a troll, on the other hand, go nuts. You'll probably be banned shortly.

EDIT: Forget that, you're clearly a troll. Go nuts.
 
this is a big fuckin troll post but Ill bite! You have the same chance of a rational religeous debate here as you do at reddit, digg, dailykos or even the site that cannot be mentioned. Now if you wana praise Allah....then you have found your home.
 
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