HELP !! PLEASE!!! Network Hijacked by DP User!!!

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(sorry guys my roommate/business partner thought this was a hilarious idea for a post since I'm a newbie here and he thinks forums are b.s.)


thanks to those who wanted to help

and as for that guy down below with the "translation post" :


1. you have too much time on your hands


2. studies (scientific ones!) have proven that homophobic gay bashing men are only compensating for their own thoughts ...


3. So... i bet you give really good Cron Jobs:bowdown:
 
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I will translate:

"HELP !!" = Help me someone please right away as I am bleeding a horrible mess all over my Mom's faux Persian Rug and she is going to be home any minute from her overnight shift at the Waffle House and she is going to have her boyfriend Bo, who is a Meth Dealer with her, and if they see this bloody mess I will get the broom handle again which will only make matters worse.


"PLEASE!!!" - Please don't ignore my cries for attention and love. I try to fill this empty void in my soul by having nameless encounters with truck drivers at freeway reststops, but nothing fills the empty void ever since my loving father ran away.


" Network Hijacked" - My little brother Vinnie threw his transformer at me and broke the 19" color screen, so we were forced to watch the 13" black and white, but my grandma woke up and was watching "her stories" in only her panties while sipping on a bottle of Jim Beam.


" by DP User!!!" - Used to think I could never get enough double penetration, but then my "friends" came over and this is why there is a brown bloody mess all over the faux persian rug.

Some one help!


 
aeiouy said:
I will translate:

"HELP !!" = Help me someone please right away as I am bleeding a horrible mess all over my Mom's faux Persian Rug and she is going to be home any minute from her overnight shift at the Waffle House and she is going to have her boyfriend Bo, who is a Meth Dealer with her, and if they see this bloody mess I will get the broom handle again which will only make matters worse.


"PLEASE!!!" - Please don't ignore my cries for attention and love. I try to fill this empty void in my soul by having nameless encounters with truck drivers at freeway reststops, but nothing fills the empty void ever since my loving father ran away.


" Network Hijacked" - My little brother Vinnie threw his transformer at me and broke the 19" color screen, so we were forced to watch the 13" black and white, but my grandma woke up and was watching "her stories" in only her panties while sipping on a bottle of Jim Beam.


" by DP User!!!" - Used to think I could never get enough double penetration, but then my "friends" came over and this is why there is a brown bloody mess all over the faux persian rug.

Some one help!
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LMAO :rasta:
 
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