Are you tired of awkward articles, boring blogs, and Engrish essays?
Do you need a genuine personality for your next content site?
Would you like a writer who can compose cohesive, witty, intelligent copy?
Born in the United States, I'm a native English speaker with an excellent vocabulary and a snark the size of a jabberwock. I'm a graduate of the University of Michigan with a Bachelor's degree in English. I own a worn, dogeared copy of Strunk and White's "Elements of Style," which my high school English teacher would say is a requirement for any serious writer.
I'm broadly knowledgeable on many topics, including literature, computing, philosophy, quantum physics, genetics, programming, networking and online and offline gaming. Being a knowledge omnivore, I am available to write on almost any technical, scientific, literary or artistic topic. I also have an Associate's Degree in Memeology, so I am certified to write for the 4chan crowd if necessary. (Hazard pay may be required for exposure to goatse's or varying numbers of girls and cups.)
I charge $35 an hour for writing. How much I write in an hour depends on how much research I have to do, the audience you are targetting, and if you want me to bring the funny.
I don't do Weight Loss, Health Care, or "women's issues." If it could be a Lifetime movie, I don't want to write about it.
PM me if you are interested. I will send you samples of my technical writing, articles I've written and an excerpt from my Great American Novel.
Thank you for your time.
Do you need a genuine personality for your next content site?
Would you like a writer who can compose cohesive, witty, intelligent copy?
Born in the United States, I'm a native English speaker with an excellent vocabulary and a snark the size of a jabberwock. I'm a graduate of the University of Michigan with a Bachelor's degree in English. I own a worn, dogeared copy of Strunk and White's "Elements of Style," which my high school English teacher would say is a requirement for any serious writer.
I'm broadly knowledgeable on many topics, including literature, computing, philosophy, quantum physics, genetics, programming, networking and online and offline gaming. Being a knowledge omnivore, I am available to write on almost any technical, scientific, literary or artistic topic. I also have an Associate's Degree in Memeology, so I am certified to write for the 4chan crowd if necessary. (Hazard pay may be required for exposure to goatse's or varying numbers of girls and cups.)
I charge $35 an hour for writing. How much I write in an hour depends on how much research I have to do, the audience you are targetting, and if you want me to bring the funny.
I don't do Weight Loss, Health Care, or "women's issues." If it could be a Lifetime movie, I don't want to write about it.
PM me if you are interested. I will send you samples of my technical writing, articles I've written and an excerpt from my Great American Novel.
Thank you for your time.