Horrid tattoo leads to walk of shame - My true story

[evolutionvision]

My Face Her Arm



Here's the Facts:

Met a sober girl in the bar. 15 minutes later, she has an idea. Two of us, late night motorbike ride for 25min. Wake up sleeping tattoo artist. Borrow $100 from David and Fri (thanks guys!). 3 hours later, my face, her arm.



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[Chianti]

Why the fuck would you encourage someone you just met to do that to themselves?
Even if it was her idea, shouldn't your response have been to talk her out of it?

 

[cougarclaws]

and how was the suckie-suckie?

 

[dreamache]

Why the fuck would you encourage someone you just met to do that to themselves?
Even if it was her idea, shouldn't your response have been to talk her out of it?

No, because then he couldn't be an internet celebrity. Problem is the story isn't compelling enough being that (a) she was sober and (b) it was her idea. So I'm not too sure about dedicating a site to it thinking it might go viral or something, but good luck.

 

[Fiver]

I wouldn't call this guy an artist. That is some horrible work.

 

[greenleaves]

ITT: Guide on how to create a Viral Marketing Fail

 

[Dresden14]

Reminds me of this shit. Either way, rofl. But you sir should be tried for treason. Don't be gross.

 

[thefarang]

There was a guy doing that in Thailand. He would get girls to get his name tattooed on them. He videoed it and posted it on YouTube. I think he eventually got the crap beat out of him by some expats who didn't think it was as funny as he did.

Not a threat. Not even saying that will happen. Just giving a warning that her family, some random expat do-gooder, or her next boyfriend, might not express themselves in diplomatic (or legal) ways.

 

[mx=headroom]

Think before you ink

 

[Rexibit]

Reminds me of this thread:
http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/151269-bitches-b-crazy.html

 

[Rusky]

Heres another bad one.

Alan Belcher is an MMA fighter. Likes Johnny Cash, gets Johnny Cash Tattoo.

 

[JoseArmando]

Holy fuk face tattoos are weird

 

[Rexibit]

Oh, and more in line with this forum:

 

[flaw3d]

wow... that was a fail.

 

[Izaya]

 

[kielervan21]

I have a very good feeling that you fucked her so hard that she wants to have a tattoo of your face in her arm.

 

[StingVeyron]

cant beat OP..nicely done sOn.

 

[Mugshot]

so you started balding in 2 hours?

 

[CCarter]

so you started balding in 2 hours?

I didn't want to be the first one to state that, but yeah... That was the first immediate thing I saw wrong with this story. If it had been a good tattoo, it would be less of a fail, but it wasn't. I would feel sorry for the chick, but logically i doubt this is her first bad idea. Usually people gradually become stupid, so if it wasn't you, it would've been some other dude.

Going viral, Good luck bro.

 

[Mrelk159]

LOL get a tattoo on your head.