"How can I have 1.9 million followers and feel this alone?"

Pheasant

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The trials and tribulations of a professional twerker.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4amtmDyOb_I"]Professional Twerker: Jessica Vanessa, Vine's Most Famous Booty Shaker - YouTube[/ame]


Putcha putcha hands up if this 4/10 makes more money online than you do by shaking around her leg fat. Her brother is her cameraman and her dad watches her videos. Judging by his facial hair, he's fapped.
 


Bro, step the fuck aside. Ass twearking was so miley cyrus days...

Nawh, homies can't even get down to this shit no mo...

Introducing, dat boob twerk, max hnggggg...

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LOL at the :56 mark "All these opportunities out of nowhere for some reason you know, just rammed into my face."
 
This thread is a reminder of how many pathetic idiots there are in this world.

PHP:
 
I guarantee you this bish is escorting for NBA players and rap 'artists' already.
 
@Pheasant get with the program virgin. She has a buttface but dat ass is money. Her dad seemed normal, although I will admit its weird as fuck that her brother is her cameraman lelz.
 
Lol@stupid american bitches.

Noone talks to her - she lonely.
1.9mil followers - she lonely and dislikes the fake attention.

Go play in the shark waters, girl.
 
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No tears now, little Jessica.
Your 1.9 million followers might not cure your existential loneliness, but rest assured:
My lubricated face will always be here for you, ready and willing to receive at a moment's notice.

Always.

Twerk away, my little Jessica.

Twerk away...
 
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