HOW I GET DOWN

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Good luck bros.
 


ly2 - tired of plus repping u for the lulz. So I guess I'm going to give you my Only like. And not because I think the like shit is gay...

bend ovah- biatch here it cums.
 
REVIEW:

I went to play with ly2 from WF only to find some sort of discharge oozing from him!!! It looked like sperm as there was quite a lot. I know he offers bareback and i was concerned he had indeed just been involved in such an act and not cleaned himself out! disgusting!

No complaints with the friendly nature of Grindstone, in fact he was too friendly asking me every minute if everything was ok, ok if you don’t mind pumping your wad into a Hattie Jaques look-alike that is. I did the dirty deed from behind and left swiftly with my tail between my legs! Maybe he should have worn a purple coat and I could have fantasized shagging a Telly Tubby

he came in and stripped, nice ceiling to floor mirrors helped. Oh my God!! What huge nipples, I would say 1.5 inches long and 2 cm wide, If he has kids they will starve as the poor little devil wont be able to get them in its mouth!!! I did though.

Did not abuse my ass at all which was disappointing. Both managed to piss on me which was nice but they made no attempt to keep drinking throughout the session to keep the flow available. Oh well. I tried a finger up his bum instead. Mmm, mmm no.

Internally, he was loose and could probably take a cucumber.

All of this mediocre work was spoilt by the lingering, very pungent, and unwelcome smell of cod! It doesn’t take long to wash your tackle so why let it reek? I find fish-pong utterly abhorent, as I am sure do most punters, so please bros, for the sake of fragrant punting, wash your beaver after use! Please?

now I am not saying everybody has to be stunning looking but they should make an effort with what they have i. e. have a bath brush your teeth shave your legs (unless you advertise as hairy Mary) perhaps get down the gym once in a while and DO NOT belch like Barney Gumble all the way throughout the appointment, yes all these options were available and then some. I am not going to go in to how bad it was as I try to block thing like this out of my mind but I will leave you with this brief decription of the sex it was like shagging the corpse of a dead gibbon only the smell was worse.

The only good point of the whole thing was that ly2 from wf gave me 20 bux back. STAY AWAY. :crying:
 
Paid 50% off since this was a review.

Penis length: 4.5/5 - ly2 from wf is about 7.5 inches long. I like them 8 inches, but it was still satisfying.
Penis girth: 2/5 - He was only about 4 inches thick. Not enough to get my butt really going.
TAT: 1/5 - He wore a Novocaine condom but it still took him only 1 minute to bust his nut.
Size of cumshot: 5/5 - Ly2 from wf cums gallons.
Technique: 4/5 - excellent deep throat, rubs balls while giving head, does a good job stimulating prostate during handjob
Positions: 5/5 - I rode him cow(boy), reverse cow(boy), missionary, doggy, reverse turtle, the reverse corkscrew, and he felched me.
Overall: 3/5 - would bang again, I came twice. Great spank bank material.