How the Fuck is Lost Going to End?

Spark Plug

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Ive been getting fucked on this shit. Whats gonna happen in the finale? Ive never been so addicted to the tele ever since they took those cheap sports bra adverts off the air. Any takers?

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Fade In:

Locke walks up to Jack on the beach, sits beside him.

A boat approaches on the horizon. They both stare at it.

Locke: Do you know how badly I want to kill you now?

Jack: (pause) Yes.
 
I think the very end of the last episode will be the same plane crash scene as was in the first episode.
 
It will end with the producers going on screen, laughing at all the SUCKERS who have watched that show for the past XXX years, and fade out to the producers driving away in brand new Bentley's...
 
Link or STFU

Because it's not even close to being one of the most popular.

BB, it's time for you to eat them words. It took me no longer than 3 minutes to quickly scan Wikipedia and some other references to find this, but I think the point is made:

Source: LOST: The Most Popular TV-Show on BitTorrent | TorrentFreak

An average episode of the hit series LOST is downloaded more than 500,000 times on BitTorrent, making it by far the most popular TV-show shared over the Internet, and one with approximately 5% of all its viewers watching via BitTorrent.

All the following sources from:
Lost (TV series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Lost has been at the forefront of new television distribution methods. It was one of the first series issued through Apple's iTunes Store service for playback on an iPod or within the iTunes software.
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In 2009, Lost was named the most watched show on the Internet based on viewers of episodes on ABC's website. The Nielsen Company reported that 1.425 million unique viewers have watched at least one episode on ABC's website.[39]
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A survey of twenty countries by Informa Telecoms and Media in 2006 concluded that Lost was the second most popular TV show in those countries, after CSI: Miami show in those countries
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Lost also came 5th on Empire Magazine 's list of the Top 50 Greatest TV Shows of All Time
 
Totally unrealistic. Jack's not nearly badass enough to pull that off.

It should be Sawyer.