How to make money by cleaning headstones

[Wicked Ice]

Found this on Clickbank. Copy critique, anyone?

 

[(O_o)]

Is this real life? lol

This is actually what BlogHue does in his spare time to make extra cash. Looks pretty interesting and profitable.

1. Enslave 10 children
2. Buy rags and buckets
3. Find dead people
4. ???????
5. Profit

 

[Myler]

can't wait for the guru video breakdown


no video controls please



TELL ME MOAR

 

[pewep]

graves fucking stink really bad.

 

[wezcountry]

What a dead-end job.

 

[Vadym]

Do they have gravedigger conventions? He could make some mad JVs there - just have the diggers sell the cleaning kits to those around them daily as they see fit.

In fact, he could walk around at night and throw mud/oil on headstones, and then walk around in the morning and sell cleaning kits to the mourning families.

 

[lukep]

Don't knock it boys; I hear you can make a Killing in this.
(But the taxes will be murder, too.)

 

[IceToEskimos]

In fact, he could walk around at night and throw mud/oil on headstones, and then walk around in the morning and sell cleaning kits to the mourning families.

ban for outing my rep management business model.

 

[skohh]

The copy itself sucks, but this "out of the box" idea that uses visceral images of dead peoples graves without a doubt gets read and probably even makes sales. Intredasting, can't write copy? Just go into dead people niches lol

 

[lukep]

Would any of you pay for this service?

Perhaps if it's your wife the headstone is on top of... For a couple of years... But grandma? I don't really think so.

There just can't be much demand for this, and I'd imagine that some cemetaries offer such service for free with their purchase agreement.

 

[BlogHue]

Is this real life? lol

This is actually what BlogHue does in his spare time to make extra cash. Looks pretty interesting and profitable.

1. Enslave 10 children
2. Buy rags and buckets
3. Find dead people
4. ???????
5. Profit

I shouldn't have let that you in on this business model in the first place. First you take a major share of my profits (and those outrageous liquor bills) - then go ahead and sell my methods on Clickbank. And now you come here trying to malign my image?

Fuck you.

I have a killer sanitation idea in the pipeline (sic) , but now I am not doing it with you.

 

[amateursurgeon]

Would any of you pay for this service?

Perhaps if it's your wife the headstone is on top of... For a couple of years... But grandma? I don't really think so.

There just can't be much demand for this, and I'd imagine that some cemetaries offer such service for free with their purchase agreement.

You never been to a Catholic cemetery, brah?

Some of em spend more on their relatives when they're dead then they do when they're alive, for YEARS afterwards.

 

[crackp0t]

You never been to a Catholic cemetery, brah?

Some of em spend more on their relatives when they're dead then they do when they're alive, for YEARS afterwards.

In my family I have catholics, jews, and protestants (I have an odd family don't ask). I can see my family paying for something like this.