I are needs advice for moneys

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Phre0nBurn

Phre0nBurn

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Good day dear sirs,

hahaha... I just had to fit the bill...

So, I posted this in the newbie area, because... Well, I still suck like a newbie does.

So I'm making a little bit of money, but spending a ton on the way. You know how it goes when starting out.

I don't suck at everything, I just have some trouble implementing all my ideas.

Anyways, I can't wait for my checks to get here next month for a bit of cash, as Its my first month making anything, and Ive spent all my personal money doing so.

I can do bitch work quite well, if I need to. I can write/send emails, I can write/manage/whatever ads, articles, etc. I can do quite a few things, but I just can't think of them, because I need them, and shit just sucks like that.

So, I gave up on posting ads on Craigslist to do email advertising, selling mortgage/debt leads, etc. as I haven't gotten any good sales yet.

So, here comes the n00b question. Anyone have any ideas to tide me over with some quick cash?

When I say quick cash, I mean paid on the spot.

Any suggestions would rock... I've tried a dozen things, but just ended up wasting a few days of my life...

I'm already prepared to hear the typical shit... But just let it flow like a period.
 


Why did I know that was coming?

I mean, if I could have bet someone money, I would have. Then my problems would be solved.
haha

But that doesn't work as well as it sounds. I can get $20-$30 here or there, but it's tough to get girls to give you all the cash they have, unless they are fat.

I'm allergic to big girls. So that just won't work.

Any other ideas?
 
Phre0nBurn said:
I can get $20-$30 here or there, but it's tough to get girls to give you all the cash they have, unless they are fat.
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I think it's because your dick tastes funny. You shouldn't advertise this in your sig. It kinda makes the chicks not want it.

Just a short copywriting tip. :)
 
Maybe "my dick tastes like nothing you've ever tasted" or "my dick tastes like money" but when you say "my dick tastes funny" it implies you're comparing against other dicks.
 
Not really... I mean, My best guess is if I could reach, and I actually found out how my dick tastes, I think I would feel that it tastes funny... Or unusual.
Then again, I can't reach. Thats an entirely different topic though.

The point of this thread was to try and get some half-way decent advice/tips/suggestions, not to discuss the flavor/taste/tang of my dong.

Also notice that it was only guys that noticed that I talked about my dick. And it is only guys that are carrying on a discussion about it.
:-P
 
Someone has to know something...
Man... Ive got 27 ads on craigslist in 5 cities... nada... Fucked up thing is i usually get 3-4 responses per ad... not a single one now...

Anyone ever heard that money angel theory?

I think i have a money demon. that fucker.
haha
 
Haha

It's about those situations where you are in dire need of money, for whatever reason... Not you want money... But you NEED money... And at the VERY last second, something works out, and you always get the money you need just in time...
Like a "money angel" is there, and if you try your best and still fail, it backs you up.

I think i pissed mine off. Or it died. or something...
 
Ive posted every possible ad I can on craigslist...
I have 29 current ads running now.
Ive offered everything I know (I even offered shit I didnt know)

Ahh fuck it. This shit ain't happening.

F you Azoogle for holding my god damn check in your hand when I need it.
You too Copeac.
 
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