I can't believe it... my phone, also, was stolen :(

thehobbster

thehobbster

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So here I was, minding my own business, banging out hookers on a basketball court. When I (not we) were done, I rolled over and lit up a cigarette and next thing I knew this hoe had jumped on a bicycle and snatched up my phone. Luckily other people saw him. So I got on Thaiface.com and had my sister find any mutual friends they might have in common. I told this faggot, look here ladyboy, you are going to meet me at Starbucks at 6PM and I'm going to buy you a mochalottacappucino and you gonna drink dat shit. You owe me a phone, and if my calculations are correct, that's like three more times of me banging you out and you stealing my next three phones. How you wanna play this, you little slut?

I'm going to keep you guys updated on how this goes down. If anythings going down, it better be my neck at mach 7 collarbone snappin' speed, nah mean?

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I left my cell phone (which I had randomly set to flight mode) in my GF's car along with my apartment keys and only realised after 15 minutes in the supermarket. She has a new phone and I haven't memorised her new number. It was 40C outside. Meanwhile she had driven off to the other side of town. And we don't live together. Took a while to sort that mess out ~~~ I asked in the bookstore if they had her number on their computer ;)
 
I know how you feel. I was weeding my turnips today, several hours in a row. Then this gypsy kid ran by, grabbing my phone that was lying there on a tree stomp.

Luckily I was able to throw my mattock at him and got him in his leg. He ran off, howling, and I was able to rescue my phone:

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Good luck with yours, Hobbster.
 
Ah. The rise of the clone thread on this forum.

Not enough gayness. Delivery was a bit staid. Content a tad obvious but scored a couple of points with the Thaiface.com and the mochalottacappucino.

3/10 - Must try harder.
 
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