I just left my pizza delivery guy a 5 spot...



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Instrumentalist said:
They were quick to deliver my food. I didn't have to leave my house. I got to enjoy a nice, hot pepperoni lovers all to myself. Talk about a luxury.

Come at me, bro-
ke asses.
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i know a guy who tips 10 regular, he read this thread and said you're a cheap asshole scumbag. those delivery guys depend on tips, and your pathetic ass only tips 5? shame on you...pick it up if you can't afford to tip 10 at least.
 
lschmidt said:
i know a guy who tips 10 regular, he read this thread and said you're a cheap asshole scumbag. those delivery guys depend on tips, and your pathetic ass only tips 5? shame on you...pick it up if you can't afford to tip 10 at least.
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That's a lovely face saving post you got there.
 
Anyone remember the pizzaman olympics thread where we solved this tipping debate once and for all?
Step 1. Build an obstacle course in your house.
Step 2. Put a big ass tip at the end of it.
Step 3. Order pizza.
Step 4. Give the delivery man a choice. He can either walk away with no tip, or complete the obstacle course for a huge tip.
Step 5. Create a scoreboard of who has the best pizza deliverers in town

It creates this awesome atmosphere of competition and shit talking. Every time you call after that they fight over who gets to deliver to you. Plus its something fun to do while waiting for your pizza.
 
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Twenty-years ago, I was a pizza delivery boy, deliverin' to the rich folks in Westside Vancouver.

Standard rule of thumb: Bigger and nicer the house, the less of a tip. Some exceptions, not many.

Sometimes I think a lot of people on this forum should spend less time posting and more time upstair helping Mom dry the dishes in the kitchen.

But I'm getting to be a grumpy old fart, aren't I?
 
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