I just took a shit and I'm out of baby wipes

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Fuck.

I had to use toilet paper.

Am I the only one who uses baby wipes to wipe my ass? I know, you're thinking "what a fucking faggot" which may be true but if you've never used baby wipes to wipe your asshole I suggest you pick some up next time your at the grocery store. Get ready to have your fucking mind blown. You'll never use toilet paper again because it will make you feel like some kind of wild caveman.

My favorite kind is winnie the pooh, comes in a tan color box with colored circles on it. I think huggies makes them. Don't get the adult kind, they're fucking trash.

in b4 faggot
in b4 1st world problems
in b4 ban
 


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I moist the toilet paper with water before wiping it clean with dry TP.

I used to "left hand when I shit, right hand when I eat" though, 3rd world swag.
 
Some hip hop artist says if he is over at a girls house and they don't have baby wipes he bounces. Gives the example.. "Throw a slightly melted chocolate candy bar on the ground and take a wipe with regular TP" or something to that effect....
 
You need a trip to a third-world country. Most use toilet paper made from recycled paper that feels like sandpaper... While you poop, you get to do something important - estimate how much you need and crumble it as much as possible to make it softer. Or like back in USSR days - public restrooms would have old newspapers. More advanced crumbling skills were required back then...
 
wipe my ass with dry TP and use (flushable wipes) after to make sure my ass is clean. Everyone should do it. Not only does it feel good, but your asshole is clean as a whistle. If your using dry TP your just smearing your shit all over your ass thinking its clean. Try it once and you'll be a believer.
 
Definitely use baby wipes. All day, errday.

The trick is to use baby wipes but use toilet paper one time to dry the anus... Otherwise if you get up after using wipes only, it feels like you sharted yourself.

Baby wipes exist to wipe the butthole of a baby. Why should you have to have an irritated butthole when you become an adult? Makes no sense.

Baby wipes are a must for anal cleaning... Especially if you like getting rimjobs like I do!
 
erifdekciw said:
wipe my ass with dry TP and use a baby wipe after to make sure my ass is clean. Everyone should do it. Not only does it feel good, but your asshole is clean as a whistle. If your using dry TP your just smearing your shit all over your ass thinking its clean. Try it once and you'll be a believer.
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Yes. TP for the first wipe to remove all large debris. Then come in with 2-4 baby wipes for precision cleaning.
 
I used baby wipes when I was in the Marines...
Nothing beats the crisp cool feeling of a cool baby wipe on my hot steamy ass after taking a big dump on the forehead of a dead Taliban.
 
Got a friend who SWEARS by this. I tried once at his house and it was kinda groovy. But I always forget to buy em at Costco.

Any good deals on Amazon? Are you on subscribe and save or anything, or is Costco best? I don't feel like spending $500/year on ass wiping.
 
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