I love Tshirthell.com

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Not only do they have the best fucking tshirts, and I have been a customer of theirs many many times in the past... But their emails are fucking hilarious...

In view of Black Friday, they sent out this email today, and I just figured I would share.

SUBJECT: T-Shirt Hell's Black (people) Friday Sale!

No, we're not actually selling black people! Selling young blonde girls is far more lucrative! Besides, there's never been a better time to be a black person in America. Barack Obama is in the White House and black folks are moving from Main Street to Easy Street without having to lift a finger.

That's why we’d like to do our part for the new ruling class with our T-Shirt Hell's Black (people) Friday Sale by offering 30% off to all of our black customers. Just use the coupon code IMBLACK when checking out. Make sure to include some specific details in the comments area on the final page of the cart that prove you are black, and not just someone who is looking for a discount (like a Jew).

The sale will run through Sunday, November 30th at midnight EST. So hurry and tell your black friend!
T-Shirt Hell: t-shirts, shirts, funny t-shirts, funny shirts
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Do people actually wear those t-shirts in the street? If I wore one of them where I live I wouldn't survive a trip to the corner shop!
 
You gotta love the background image with that girl wearing 'swallows' on her shirt.
 
I got a gift cert at a White Elephant Xmas party...

I bought the shirt that looks like a road sign and says 3567 since I last gave a shit. Ive worn it in public a few times but I realize its way less offensive then most of those shirts.

DBWebDev said:
Do people actually wear those t-shirts in the street? If I wore one of them where I live I wouldn't survive a trip to the corner shop!
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Hehe, awesome, I nearly posted this myself when I got the email earlier today.

patriotofgod said:
Yep, that guy who owns that company is a millionaire probably now
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The guy changed his name in an online poll to Sunshine Megatron a while ago and has been rolling in it for years. Despite how bad the things on the t-shirts are now, there used to be a section that was far worse on the site called worse than Hell. This was taken down after someone tried to (and nearly succeeded) poison Sunshine.

Just a little Tshirthell history.
 
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Do people actually wear those t-shirts in the street? If I wore one of them where I live I wouldn't survive a trip to the corner shop!
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Of course, this guy was about 6'3 and very scary.
 
I wear a few of their shirts and I love em...

I wish they still had the "Worse Than Hell" section...

They do have a members only section called "bastard tee's" but there is only 1 shirt in there for some reason.

What is the shirt?
Prevent Teen Pregnancy:
Fuck A Twelve Year Old*

*provided she hasn't been 12 for more than 3 months
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lol

Thinking about getting two of them...

One for me, One for Chris S ;)

EDIT: For the people saying he must be banking... 2 years ago (and still unchanged today) their "Info" section stated that the reason they take so long to ship is because they make shirts to order, due to the large variations of shirts/colors/sizes/designs (something like 72k possibilities), and they sell ~5,000 shirts per week.

I'm sure that number has gone up in the last 2 years, but let's just say it still is 5k a week. That's 20k a month. Each shirt is $19.

Subtract $3 per shirt for the cost of the textile and printing (I used to make shirts), and say another $3 per shirt to cover expenses and other crap, there is still $260,000 a month left over.

So yes, I think it's safe to say the dude is fucking banking.
 
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I have this t-shirt and where it all the time. Got it as a gift from a friend.
 
i remembered back then the dude had some pretty racist shit up there, and then he apologized and cleaned up the site
 
These are the two I wear most often:

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And another one they don't sell anymore with "Home School Valedictorian" on it
 
I see HEAPS of people wearing the "I support single mothers" one all the time.
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I'm currently wearing the "Hobbs' Revenge" shirt, actually.
I've also got and wear Coma Sutra, Men Who Wear Sandles, White Flour, and a few of the "Happy Shirts".

I'm REALLY pissed about missing a couple of the older ones, like Child Predator. There are people that seem to buy up the limited edition ones, and then resell them on eBay for 100% markup. Fuckers...
 
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