I Need a New WP Theme

[kingofsp]

So, a couple people (especially ChrisS) have recently poked fun at my outdated, widgetless, hard to read theme on Off-White Hat SEO & Affiliate Marketing Blog

So, I need a new one. Please PM me with prices + examples of work.

I would like it to look cool. The main purpose of me having a blog is of course to make people think I'm cool, therefore it needs to look cooler.

Anyone willing to do the theme in exchange for promotion on said blog will be considered, but ultimately I'm probably going to go with the person who is most likely to boost the coolness of my blog, regardless of cost.

Thanks!

 

[turbolapp]

The main purpose of me having a blog is of course to make people think I'm cool, therefore it needs to look cooler.

This person has their work cut out for them.

 

[kingofsp]

You just e-roasted me in two different online locations at roughly the same time!

 

[turbolapp]

Double penetration!

 

[kingofsp]

:crap:

 

[ugjunk]

I can design one on PSD